Needs more sleep. Likes watching Peppa Pig.

Can’t spell “cheese”

Likes being roasted.

Was recently featured in a Daily Mail article

He’s a festively plump porker…

Rumoured to be the lovechild of Abercrombie and Fitch

aint gettin on no plane fool……

Can often be found in Army combats

Young janitor, swings both ways

doesn’t like egg shells

Survivor of virtual TJ snog-age.

Another survivor of virtual TJ snog-age.

Sounds like a synthesizer.

Looks like a synthesizer

Comes with Filter Tips (did you ever get that accident sorted?)

Makes a noise like a cat, but no good at spelling…

grommit

Native American artistic type

nice sideburns………. 8)

Sixteen of these and what do you get?

Posh exclamation.

(what is it with my sideys eh?)

Purveyor of fine choones!

likes saying ‘Moses’ a lot

(damn was meant to be for crikey)

Is a bit slow at posting. Twice.

Pie Thrust

a slim version of me

The most aptly named forum member

a lovely cuddly big fella xx

this may also apply to binners?

has a bit of a temper…he says

evil kneivel?

lightweight !

Specialist martial artist.

Has a cool forum name

Worked hard for his commission.

The French for Ewww 🙂

A man in wet pants is more dangerous than he appears.

Has never read Pride and Prejudice

reminds me of Penelope Pistop’s arch enemy

edit: too slow!

two hundred