guys 8 millimetres

Brags about the size of his manhood( badly)

Couldn’t find the space bar when creating a user-name

Looks like he got his user name by trying to type with a french loaf.

Damn. Try again.

When I see his name I get a mental picture of a stock cube.

Either a gangster or actually a real spider with real spidersenses

Insulted his son in a Santa related incident around this time last year.

Usurped.

A character in a book I read….

Always read it as sexy xc, dunno why….

Is probably called Tim Slubing.

Lesser known Brother of children’s TV character Boris.

Voiced by Dweezil Zappa.Sadly missed

Best rugby referee in Scotland. 🙂

Marks evil brother…

Yes I know it’s a bit crap!

Always makes me want to say “Welease Woddwik”.

Is mountainous in Scotland.

Scottish cow who gets quite emotional

Cyclops with a common touch.

Thirsty cow in bad fall shocker!

SOMETHING IS STALKING THE PEOPLE OF THE MOOR

Has a very unfortunate name 😯

LOL@ DezB down there – about a million miles from the truth – think more Rocky 3

Gotta be quick here!

Middle aged bloke still taking Es on a Friday night?

rides a yeti and has big sideburns.

aye aye captain

Actually pretty amusing.

its Binners again 🙂

He’s sick, SICK!
(because he likes marmite.)

Seek medical help!

rides his bike a lot

Awesome Ft Bill guide.

A vision in tan suede

I love her.

Is not as hard as a Northern Yeti.

Doesn’t know who the Northern Yeti was…

Nobody has actually seen him- only his footprints

Nearly bloody died!

Come on, I can take it 😛

Can apparently take “it”.

needy.

Ginger

nice socks.

is never gonna give you up

Curses! Too late

In which case, he’s available in a wide range of flavours

did give up