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  • Noisy and irrating kids toys that you just want to destroy!!! but can't
  • Premier Icon Stormwind
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    Some of the toys that kids have nowadays are so loud and irritating also just plain moronic, I just have the over whelming urge to destroy them, so I can get some peace. The effect is only enhanced by hangover or tiredness.

    However all you'll end up with is a sceaming kid for a few hours.

    What's better screaming for a few hours or months of irritation, or should you just craftily destroy the offending toy covertly?

    Premier Icon Cougar
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    The word "toys" is superfluous in the subject title.

    (-:

    Premier Icon romster
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    Booooooo at you grinch!

    Premier Icon U31
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    Just don't buy the kids such noisy toys in the first place!

    I totally agree with the sentiment, there should be a legal noise limit on electronic toys

    Premier Icon bassspine
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    flip it! bip it! twist it! bop it! splidge it! lob it out the car window onto the m6 it!

    Premier Icon Stormwind
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    Most toys are cool, but my neices and nephews have toys that would drive a saint mad.

    Some of them are just over the top and ridiculous, unless you like that kind of thing?

    Premier Icon bassspine
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    I have to say, I will always love Lego

    Premier Icon Fletcher
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    Kids on trampolines piss me off!

    Premier Icon Stormwind
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    bassspine – Member
    I have to say, I will always love Lego

    Yes I agree, lego is one of the all time awsome toys, especially considering it doesn't bounce up and down shouting retarded shit at 80db.

    Premier Icon Stormwind
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    Fletcher – Member
    Kids on trampolines piss me off!

    I love trampolines! unless they squeek and squeel

    Premier Icon petrieboy
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    unless you like that kind of thing?

    Which the usually do, which is sort of the point!

    Premier Icon MoreCashThanDash
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    Leave the toys on overnight in a well sealed box – next morning "Sorry son, we don't have any batteries that size ……"

    Premier Icon mastiles_fanylion
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    I think the problem originates from expecting to be able to hand a toy to a child and have them play quietly.

    Get involved with them – start painting a picture or bake a cake or take them to the playground – then they won't need to sit in a corner pressing buttons to make loud noises and entertain themselves.

    Premier Icon PJM1974
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    Anything that plays annoying tinny R&B while you're sat next to it on a train warrants being thrown out of the window IMHO.

    Premier Icon MSP
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    mastiles_fanylion – Member

    I think the problem originates from expecting to be able to hand a toy to a child and have them play quietly.

    Get involved with them – start painting a picture or bake a cake or take them to the playground – then they won't need to sit in a corner pressing buttons to make loud noises and entertain themselves.

    I think the problem comes from the parents expecting everyone to think that their screaming bawling hellspawn offsping are really delicate angels just because thats how they view them.

    Premier Icon scuttler
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    Anything Anyone that plays annoying tinny R&B while you're sat next to it on a train warrants being thrown out of the window IMHO.

    Premier Icon nonk
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    my kids dont like telly that much but they like messing about with the DVD player so i often have the shaun the sheep menu page music in my lug all day.

    Premier Icon mastiles_fanylion
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    I think the problem comes from the parents expecting everyone to think that their screaming bawling hellspawn offsping are really delicate angels just because thats how they view them.

    Fair enough if in a public place.

    Premier Icon nonk
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    I once noticed a chap getting wound up by my daughter tapping a pen on the table in a cafe.
    He made eye contact with me about it so i gave her another and showed her how to use em like drumsticks.

    Premier Icon darrell
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    i'm with cougar on this one.

    Premier Icon molgrips
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    Just don't buy them? Or ask people to only give quiet toys? Or how about this – open them up and stick tape and wadding over the speakers?

    Premier Icon MrsToast
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    Kids on trampolines piss me off!

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