Historically I’ve given my home wifi routers terrific names in order to leave my neighbors amused/shocked/sexually aroused. (Or, more likely, none of the above.)

Right now, I can’t think of anything.

Can STW provide some suggestions?

Louise

Victim_blamer ??

I name mine “GMP mobile covert surveillance unit” to put the shits up the scrotes

Breathless

Just try something simple like
“Do Not Use”
“GCHQ Staff Wifi”
“Special Branch Weapons Team”
“Virus Central”
“STD Clinic”

Mine is currently “alienmothership” I also have used “My Wifi not yours”.

I know, sad isn’t it.

This is not the WiFi you are looking for.

HowToUpgradeMyWife

Looking fly for a WiFi.

Mine is currently – pull my finger

“Which of you bastards voted for Brexit?”

VirginVeganHunter?

Mine’s just called Rufus – obviously.

“Pretty-fly-for-a-wifi”

Or, “No-pudding-for-you”

Router McRouterface

Put up a scan of the other wi-fi routers around you – the best are ones that reflect the others in the area.

Hornymilfswaitingnocreditcardneeded

I’ve used “GCHQ Monitoring Unit” in the past.

Back in the day I used to run a network where the domain name was Springfield. All the servers were named after Simpsons characters, so Homer, Marge etc. When I came to install a new network router, I named it Wiggum on the grounds that it directed traffic.

Where I am now, we installed a router in the Lab purely to do Port Address Translation (PAT) and Network Address Translation (NAT). It got named NATalie PORTman.

My SSID is Skynet

Why do you want to get hacked?

I have “Router? I hardly knew her.” as suggested by my housemate.

Childish I admit.

Mine is “MI6 monitoring service”

TK421

fourwordsalluppercase

“I can hear you having sex”

Better if you have an adjoining property.

“Wightlink are crap”

Is the nearest one to the Wightlink ferry terminal at Portsmouth Harbour.

witness_protection_programme_new_identity_starter_kit

Cougar, earlier

It Hurts when IP

1234567890
hello_world
Marty_McFly-fi
Wifey_McWiFi

Imthekindofpersonwhothinksuphilariousnamesformywifiroutersothatswhyyouneverinvitemeroundforabarbecue

Keysinthefruitbowl

TV LICENCE MONITORING UNIT.

WifiUnderThePatio

Shy_Tory

Shout_”penis”_for_password

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I’d call it ‘HP Printer’ if I was feeling particularly evil.

The My WiFi Love Her

BTWiFi-with-STFU

I had a neibour who has “(.)(.)-tits” then someone else called theirs “( . )( .)-massive-tits”

When browsing I have come accross :
Hide yo kids hide yo wifi (old video meme joke)
Madeline Mccan is in my basement 😯

secret_network
honey_badger_escape_route
Wee_jock_pooh_pong_mc_plop

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