and i am bored already………….. 🙁

she has gone to benidorm on a old slappers week………. 😉

Get the boys round for some underpant wrestling 😉

and i am bored already…………..

What you mean is:
You’ve pulled ya stomach out and now you’re knackered?!

beat em all……… 🙁

and beat it already………. 😉

That’s really sweet (not letting the stomach hang out), but the fact you’ve missed missus Ton.

Mr. bunnhop never misses me 🙁

Tons gaff in the morning.

ere, i’m a changed man……………bastid 😉

that’s an awesome pic

my misses is away this weekend too – shame is she didn’t take the kids!!!

ton – Member

ere, i’m a changed man……………bastid
I know, I know. I can see a couple of empty diet cokes in the pile but really, did you have to wipe your ass on the arm of the chair after your curry. 😯

We’re in Innerleithen all next week come up and join us.

No wiping your ass on the chairs though.

Maybe you could bring Tollah’s tyres with you.

I have been stuck away from wife all week. It sucks. Friday night on my own in a hotel near the airport in St Louis. To far to get a cab to townm for a beer and nothing here to do. All sensible businessmen have left the hotel to see their families for the weekend. Me and 40 staff echoing around a near empty hotel at 4:30pm so too early to hit the bar. I get back at 6:50am Monday. 🙁

WorldClassAccident, Do a borat and charge around the lobby naked.

That was last nights entertainment.

Might explain why everyone left today 😉

did you have to wipe your ass on the arm of the chair after your curry.

Ach, disgusting. Sort it out Ton! 😯

Maybe you could bring Tollah’s tyres with you.

What if DMP’s proper hard/Ton’s a big wuss really, and DMP kicks his arse and makes Ton his bitch?

Tis possible.

Me and 40 staff echoing around a near empty hotel at 4:30pm so too early to hit the bar. I get back at 6:50am Monday.

Plenty of time to go and buy stuffs for me then innit?

🙄
yeah right……………. 😉

Ooh, fighting talk! 🙂

‘You’re big man, but you’re out of shape…’

Ton’s a big wuss really, and DMP kicks his arse and makes Ton his bitch?

Tis possible.

You’ve never met Ton have you…

[subliminal message] send the tyres or give him his money back [/subliminal message]

😆

anyhow, i am off to bed now alone………….unless someone wants to join me………………….fred?? 😉

No ta. I like my bed partners to be lithe and flexible. Oh, and female. That bit’s important.

Watch that blood pressure, Big Man. 😉

You’ve never met Ton have you…

I’ve put bigger men than him on their arses. I’m fast, yet deadly. Forget ‘Enter the Dragon’; Fear the Ferret.

I’ve put bigger men than him on their arses

did they trip over you? it happens when vertically challenged people get under your sight line 😉

No, they seriously underestimated the devastating power of the Ferret. Lightning-quick attacks that they simply weren’t prepared for, and unable to deal with.

Actually they were just big and daft, really… 😉

I just ran in circles until they were exhausted, then went in for the kill.