More Bikemonger stickers…. what have you got in your head?

One gear elevates me above animal

I didnt get any stickers last time either

Blimey three pages!!! I am liking something like these.

My dealer ran out of gear(s)
Just another Bikemonger sticker
Bikes by Microsoft: slow to start then crashes
If found please locate owner in nearest hedge
One more of us – one less of them

Many stickers end up on geared normal bikes and the anti car ones go down well. Maybe I should do car stickers? “my other car is….”. I would rather be on my bike etc. ???

maccruiskeen
Maybe you thought I meant something else? But this is the cycling forum so my post is strictly on-topic. Take your smut over to chat!

Sorry but the ‘suffering fools gladly’ forum is elsewhere I believe, I’m not buying that and I doubt anyone else with at least half a brain cell is either. 😆 Nice try with the backtrack though, but you failed. 😉

Anyway, back on topic.

Take 1 gear singlespeed, add 2 measures of singletrack, equals a whole pot full of sense.

This sticker falls within the feng shui guidelines.

Do you eat or drink soup?

In the wrong gear most of the time.

Nofiddlygearnonsense

Onegearofrighteousness

Or has the thread moved on?

lube me, love me.

If this sticker has been removed, warranty is void

If this sticker is removed the cat in the box will die

This isn’t a sticker its a disc mount

If you didn’t get stickers last time, you postman probably lost them. Check his bike for “Dandy Horse” stickers.
Actually they dont even ride bikes now… so check his trolley for a “Dandy Trolley” sticker

We sent stickers to every email we received… a right pain of a job, but its gotta be done.

“what red light”

“my helmet is in your mum”

WARNING! Not registered with the civil aviation authority.

‘Achtung, Spitfire’ or any other bit of text/graphics from a 1970s ‘Warlord’ comic.

‘Achtung, Spitfire’ or any other bit of text/graphics from a 1970s ‘Warlord’ comic.

oooo I am off down the newsagents to see if I can get one of those old comics now… “Commando” once had a bike related story in it, where chaps charged around on bikes behind german lines, teaching the hun a joly good lesson

This is an extremely long and pointless sticker but it seemed like a good idea at the time!

Work is just a rest between bike rides

“**** you and the Dandy Horse you rode in on”

I’m not just cycling because I’m tight, honest.

Liking so far (in no particular order):

“Toughen up princess”
“Variable Cadence Transmission System”
“My other ride has tits”
“niche work if you can get it”
“One car fewer”
“Every time you change gear God kills a kitten”

Psalm 29. The niche shall inherit the earth.

this year i’m asking santa for gears.
I would rather sleep with my bike than your wife.

Women are for bummers
Attentionwhore on board
Don’t ride on the grass, smoke it.
Body armour is for mincers

i’m with stupid <- (ideal for top tubes)

Charlie***Bi**Mong*r (censored due to super-injunction)

As a counterpoint to any Commando inspired stickers:

Ich habe ein Zahnrad aber viele Geschwindigkeiten

one gear, infinite speeds

It came down to this, or wasting time on the internet

If this sticker is removed the cat in the box will die

I like! Though I must admit that if I didn’t watch Star Trek or Big Bang Theory I wouldn’t have got it.

Do not liberate from the endless cycle of suffering

Ride it like you mean it!

May the trail be with you

One less forum dweller

“Ridden by a middle-class, whiney cockbag”

“Ride, cake, ride, cake, ride …”

My fav so far is “Toughen up, princess”

Always in the right gear.

My car has like, no self esteem

Beep if you’re an Audi driver (but please don’t hit me again)

If you can read this, then you’ve driven into me you @%^*!

If you can read this, then my lycra is too tight

I’d like to teach the world to cycle in perfect harmony, or at least in full circles

If I’m bleeding and unconscious, you have my permission to use this sticker as a plaster

Gears are mechanical doping

“My other half’s a Bike-Minger”

“More beers, Less gears – Live life the Bikemonger way”

Singlespeed, gear curious.

There I’m FIXED For You.

I’d change down if I could.

Charlie says…

cycling proficiently since 1984

If God created us all equal, what happened to you?

This bike belongs to …………………………….

Stuck in traffic?, check the graphic.

I pay taxes too, back off.

doing badly on bling

“singlespeeders is more sexyer than gearies. Some of you gearie riders might be fast but while your out doing extra laps there’s a singlespeeder sh4gging your Mrs.” (Thanks to SSStu for this one.)

“Owned by Bombers”

I came, I saw, I didn’t brake

Twentyniner coming through!
Is your reverse light faulty?
If I were you.. id be embarrased.