Light, strong: I picked two

“Fix 42:16 – thou shalt not stop peddling” (like a bible quote)
“Fixies are for pixies”
“one speed (really fast)”
“Gears do what now?”

DrP

SUCK MY COG!

Charlie says…

Look! A baby robin!

IF CARLSBERG MADE STICKERS , THEY WOULDNT BE HALF AS GOOD AS THESE

oops cap lock

my other bike has 2 x 10 and its crap

just another singlespeed

I used to ride singlespeed to be different, now they’re all at it

“**** the view”

‘I am sprocketless!’
‘Gears are for small fat kids’

Smell My Endeavor.

Off the peg bikes are the new niche.

I’ve grown my belly to counter balance my huge a*se.

I wear baggy shorts for good reason.

The only time I anger drivers is when I ride my bike and also when I’m working at my job as a wheel clamper.

My other source of transport is a wheel clamping van.

I’m sure the Romans didn’t intend all this congestion.

Armageddon is coming and it’s all the fault of drivers.

Cyclists stand a better change of forgiveness on judgement day.

Better to be a huge arse than have one

Fixed it for Che – ‘It is not just a simple game bike, it is a weapon of the revolution.’

roadbike sticker

I nicked darths bike…

I like this: “Smell My Endeavor”

“Inaction is a weapon of mass destruction” – Faithless

“Attention extension”

“Don’t mock the wok”

Mountain Biking is not a crime

I left my gears with Elvis

oops cap lock

My fave so far.

Nobody cares that you fixie

You do things to a bike that would sicken a normal man

‘Singlespeed, because I’m worth it’.

“one man and his cog”?

“Honk bobo, man – let’s lose those freds!” (from a magazine article many, many moons ago on ‘cycling slang’)

From one famous Charlie to another:

‘I’ve got one speed – Go’

DO IT! I know you’re curious…

Charlie makes me go faster.

go on, steal me – I’m not that shit !

This way up.

If you like Bikes and you like Charlie, you’ll love Charlie the Bikemonger.

or

If you like Bikes and you like Mongers, you’ll love Charlie.

Astroturfing – why pay for advertising?

“No darling, I’ve had it for ages.”

for just about everything in the mancave please.

All bicycles weigh fifty pounds.A thirty-pound bicycle needs a twenty-pound lock.A forty-pound bicycle needs a ten-pound lock.A fifty-pound bicycle doesn’t need a lock.

‘Is this the way to Hoxton?’

”It’s good to torque”

+1 for djaustin….

“No darling, I’ve had it for ages.”

In fact I’d pay Charlie for a run of those!

Slightly off topic and not an orignal, bought this one in Vegas “Fight Crime shoot back”

Left blank for your own message

Still a fan of the ‘lube me and abuse me’ but wouldnt mind seeing some along the lines of:

4 wheels bad, 2 wheels good (A bit George Orwell)

Considerably more Gnarrrrr than you!!!

decision have been made… sticker order is now with Gil.

Email me on bikemonger at yahoo .co .uk with your name and address, and stickers will be with you at some point.

Laters
charlie