More Bikemonger stickers…. what have you got in your head?

“I built this ‘cos I was bored”

“Your car cost how much?! I could almost buy a bike for that!”

Middle aged, middle class, ****.

The punctuation is optional.

”I use KY Jelly for the right reasons” 🙂

“I had a ride on Tazzy’s odd-shaped ring and all I got was this bloody sticker”

I suppose bloody sticker could also be some kind of euphemism here 😯

stickers are tacky

Powered by Windows Vista – takes ages to get up to speed, and crashes all the time!

“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”

Powered by Windows Vista – takes ages to get up to speed, and crashes all the time!

user error 😉

Did we have “If I have to explain it, you wouldn’t understand” previously?

“this bicycle rides better than your mum”

I’ve named and shamed the guy who sold me this bike.

‘I shagged your mom’

‘powered by beer’

‘tubes ? in your tyres ?

‘tubes ? ah,bless’

‘it’s just a bike’

‘gearwhatnows ?’

‘shifters for puffters’

‘braking is for wimps’

‘my other bike’s a singlespeed’

‘I know Keef,and he is a c@nt’

‘I like it rigid’

ti,metal of the gods’

‘I’ve seen Tazzy’s ring’

‘if it aint broke,…..you aint ridin hard enuff’

Wet Paint

Keep calm and ride on

Apply pointless sticker ‘here’

singlespeed – like a boss

Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads!

I **** on first dates

Race Cheat? Even my bike smells of Charlie.

Less gears, more beers!

Wunundred! 😀

No actually seriously I would really like that as a sticker!

Oranges are not the only fruit. 😕
Go big or Go home

“Stop saying that Withnail.
Of course he’s the fncking farmer”

heli tape by Bikemonger

Powered by CheeZ0 (slowly)

Only a footpath? Really? How silly!

JC drives a ferrarri ’cause he can’t afford a SS

lick my ring

“**** off – it’s all I can afford”

my other ride is… your MUM
😛

More Torque, Less Action

Stop!…Spannertime!

You Fear No Gears

Bullheart says ‘Hey! Sarcoma! **** you!

I’d love the last one. Truly!

C’est ne pas une niche.

I feel the need, the need for singlespeed.

It’s a cog’s life.

suck my beard
cog off

soon to be seen in a classified near you..

My chains are cheap

Giggs’s shagged. So am I.

Variable Cadence Transmission System

ooh stickers! aren’t I a c0ck

Happy bike
Tubes of steel
I sit on a razer-blade for fun
Scooter killer
frankenbike
Little ben

Ticklinjock – Member
Variable Cadence Transmission System

I like that one

Mental Mickey – Member
maccruiskeen – Member
I wish my mum ”girlfriend” was this dirty
Surely a typo?

No typo, my girlfriend rides more than I do, its my mum I want to encourage to get out and about on a bike more often, preferably away from traffic and out in the fresh air. A mountain bike would be ideal for that.

Maybe you thought I meant something else? But this is the cycling forum so my post is strictly on-topic. Take your smut over to chat!

it`s a 3 speed- sit-stand-push