Ok, ok…

mites are having sex on your face after crawling out of* your skin tonight (once your asleep, they aren’t monsters ffs) but panic not, the other bit of the topic is mostly a porky.

That said, the BBC is on a bit of a mission are the moment and I didn’t know bacteria can grow to be as big as an eyelash. That’s pretty impressive and I’m frankly less freaked out by that than the swingers party going on, on my face every night.👍

This big bugger lives on decaying mango leaves in the Caribbean. Amazing how much we still don’t know about this little blue orb we live on isn’t it?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-61911817

* Yuck, that’s the bit that I don’t like, the little devil’s live within your skin and crawl out to get their freak on.