Whilst looking for an Australian bike shop I found this:

Mental birds

Clearly there are more wildlife issues in Australia than I was previously aware of.

Never been attacked by a magpie here!

I was hoping this would be a relationship/ex’s thread. Is dissapoint.

^^ me too, and I’ve opened the buscuits..

Sorry, no not that exciting. Feel free to add your own tale though!

Frikin’ hate those things. There’s other posts about it on here, maybe some by me.

I once went out with a girl who, on an early date to the cinema, manufactured an enormous straw out of a number of smaller straws by pushing them together, so that she could leave her drink on the floor and still drink it. Every 5 minute during the film she was messing around with it, saying it had sprung a leak. She was a bit mental…

damn, thought this was about my ex. 😆

I was gonna say, we’ve already had that thread today

Kip,

I’ve known some “mental birds.” Thank heavens I ended up with one of the good one’s.

I think your ace!

P.S. (Shouldn’t we be working on something important right now?)

^^ Shouldn’t you?