Just a tip gents.
DO NOT, EVER, record your wife’s statements for posterity or to produce them in the highly unlikely event she will contradict herself. Even if she dares you to do it after you’ve pointed out it happens quite a lot.
Don’t.
It is apparently entirely possible to say one thing one day, an opposing thing the next day and still be right both days. Apparently.
No.1 son piped up in the middle of a discussion, “No mum, Dad’s right you did say that.”
Poor sod, the naivety of youth.
Mrs flicker treds lightly when I’m destroying the house, I can be a little volatile when things aren’t going my way, and there’s always room for another patio….