Product defect causing personal injury.Legal advice…

What makes it worse is that 85% of you are sat there in your Jockeys whilst dribbling from the corner of your mouth,elevated heart rate and chest heaving ready to rock your virtual world.

How does that make it worse? Surely thats the only way to post on singletrackworld.

If you havent tried it, your missing out!

Are you going to tell us any more

or are you now going alienate everyone who hasn’t alreasdy given you a hard time

Blimey you seem really wound up. Would you like a hug?

LOL podium, you’ve posted up a ridiculous thread, not given any info to enable us to answer your Qs, and keep on flaming US!

Yet another thread that keeps on giving….

Minimum requirements are product type, circumstances of use and type of injury.

You’re just making life hard for yourself, are you new here?

So has he still not said?

Will someone give me a shout when he does so we can give actual made up advice and opinions.

Is it a helmet?

These are notoriously unreliable I’ve heard 😈

product type, circumstances of use and type of injury

I reckon we should just make some up and he can tell us when we get the right combo.

To start

– hairbrush

– ‘fell onto it’ and bristles broke off, wedging it in

– *censored*

Does not having a leg to stand on count as a minor injury?

Surely there is some quality trolling going on here?

How can you expect sympathy/help when you won’t give any details as to what you’re on about?

If it is a troll then it’s a good un.

If it’s a troll, then it’s a bit crap, TBH.

Hmmm… in my opinion any ‘troll’ that resorts to abusing it’s readers is a rubbish one. Especially when done in such an overt way.

Frothing at mouths, keyboard tourettes and sat in just our underpants. Shows such little imagination and creativity. Hardly worthy of the label ‘great troll’.

Think back to the work of Mr Nutt etc… that’s what greatness is… not this.

Is this one of those unpleasant threads where the ‘usual suspects’ gang up on the OP?

Just asking like?

The OP was given some helpful advice and ignored it

Is this one of those unpleasant threads forums where the ‘usual suspects’ gang up on the OP?

Just asking like?

Fixed that for ya!

LOL @ djgl, oh the ironing.

The artifical hip on the left of the picture is the defective product in question, its obviously left the patient with one leg longer than the other. He’s complained but its so frustrating – he just ends up going round in circles.

And theres something wrong with his nob too by the look of it

is that not normal? 😳

Is this one of those unpleasant threads where the ‘usual suspects’ gang up on the OP?

Just asking like?

I think this somewhat presumptuous third post of the thread, combined with the lack of info, is what set people off 🙂

I’m just about to inform them via email that as well as getting a lawyer on the case I now have the STW tribe on the team *thumbs up*

are you the guy from “one man one jar”?

I’m not only qualified to give legal advise I’m normally happy to do so and delighted to bicker over the details of why i may or may not be wrong. But without any relevant info it is impossible to help !!!

Product or generic description of product.

nature of failure

circumstances of failure

degree of injury in detail.

without this info your request is just a waste of time.

Just googled fleshlight…

Why do these never come up in the Classifieds?

Why do these never come up in the Classifieds?

I’m waiting for Troutie to make a super powered version.

Hook Line & Sinker!

Thought it would be good to get some reactions after reading the dog kicking thread and what utter tripe people on here come out with.

Get back to work you bumscratchers.

Threatened with a ban too.

This place rocks.

A master work

Ah, the Edinburgh defence.

Threatened with a ban too.

Mods, WTF? Gone soft?

I think that we may have a new STW verb… “to Podium”… meaning to utterly fail.

Hook Line & Sinker!

Does no-one stick to their guns these days?

Hook Line & Sinker!

Dude, you’re AWESOME.

“…and what utter tripe people on here come out with”

Thank you. I put a lot of effort in to writing utter tripe. It’s nice to know that it’s not unappreciated.

Is it just me, or do people who create troll threads come across as desperate attention seeking losers?

I just don’t understand why you would spend so much time trying to ‘trick’ a bunch of strangers on the internet.

I remember someone doing a skinny jeans thread – stupid attention seeking tosser 🙁

Thank you. I put a lot of effort in to writing utter tripe. It’s nice to know that it’s not unappreciated.

Tripe? Bad vegan!

I just don’t understand why you would spend so much time trying to ‘trick’ a bunch of strangers on the internet.

It’s not a troll. It is purely the Edinburgh Defence in action.