Move along. Nothing to see here. Local hills for local people. I also have to agree with the comments of those above – I doubt I’ll even choose to go up there on my uni on NYD, despite not having some of the issues you get on a bike.
Though I suppose you could get routes at http://www.backontrack-bikes.com/home.html – do be sure to pop in and give Paul a bit of your money if you’re here when they’re open! Oh, and whilst the Malverns do have a reputation for being all-weather, anything but the main stone tracks (which includes a lot of the stuff in those routes, pretty much anything which is interesting, anything where you’d avoid lots of people and a lot of the stuff you’d normally expect to be OK even in the wet) is currently a muddy mess.