looooooolllllsss

I would be worried the drivers are incapacitated by pissing themselves with laughter.

Another one a bit early.

Bloody Eurocrats: http://enduro-mtb.com/en/new-eu-directive-demands-uk-style-braking/

Live the last one
“We asked Elite UK Downhillers Danny Hart and Josh Bryceland for comment, but unfortunately their incomprehensible accents defeated even Google Translate. We are reasonably confident they both said something about pies.”

This is cool!! Transition Petrol

Haha, best bit from the brakes story: “the new OTB0104 Directive”

Park tools getting in on the act.
Park tool

I posted this in my Beavers Scouts Faceache page earlier…
(6 & 7 yr olds).

[url=https://flic.kr/p/Sazj5b]Beavers Parachuting[/url] by pten2106, on Flickr

I still think last years “metric shock” announcement from RS was the best one.

I liked this from Box:

https://www.pinkbike.com/news/revolutionary-new-drivetrain-from-box-components-fd-owl-12×1-drive.html

Transition: ‘amplify your freedom levels’ lol 😀

I need that Park Tools pizza cutter…

[url=https://flic.kr/p/SdeYC4]Park tools[/url] by pten2106, on Flickr

Those pizza cutters would sell so well I wouldn’t be surprised if they went into production 😀

The brake one is genius, so much brilliant detail that only a biker would get 😆

I somehow missed this one last year:

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMrsOt6zlUo[/video]

How about Alltricks starting up a webshop dedicated to vintage components : http://www.oldtricks.fr/

Not sure whether this is real or fake..

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/brave-teen-13-throws-leg-10133532

Speaking of dogs, BMW are ‘promoting’ their D Drive BMW shaped dog baskets today (complete with fan to get that head out of the window experience)

BMW D Drive

Bit more basic: https://nsmb.com/articles/whistler-bans-29ers-line/

E-bike park coming to Surrey Hills http://www.mbr.co.uk/news/trail_news/e-bikepark-358386

One for the roadies…
http://www.cyclist.co.uk/news/2579/exclusive-louis-vuitton-makes-first-creative-changes-to-pinarello-brand

Good haul so far!

Some are a bit obvious:

Moan, moan, moan…..

🙂

I don’t know why but I was expecting something a bit funnier than usual from The Guardian this year: hrumph

Nothing from Alpkit this year?

Not sure whether this is real or fake

I would say real on account of it being a little offensive if it was done as a joke lol

To be fair I had to give this a bit of a double take too! 🙂

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-39460538

Rusty – have a look at the Superstar Components feed on Facebook, I think you’ll appreciate their gag.

Can’t post it here as it’s just an FB post.

So, I was having a little bit of a lie in this morning, fast asleep. My six year old daughter came into our room and climbed into bed next to me. “Dad, dad” she says quietly. “Whatyouwant?” I mumble grumpily. “Dad, I’m really scared”. “Er?”. “I think I saw a mouse in my room”. “What?”. “I think I saw a mouse”. “O bugger” I thought. So I got up an started having a look round her room. “Where did you see it?”. “I think it went under my bed”. I look a bit better round her bed and find a few droppings. Shit. After shouting a bit about no one being allowed food anywhere but in the kitchen I continue searching and find some more droppings on the landing. Bollocks. At this point I notice that my daughter, still in my bed, now appears to be shaking. I go over to her, thinking it’s cos she is scared, only for her to break down laughing. It transpires that this was a plot she had hatched, presumably under encouragement from my wife, yesterday to get me for April Fools day. The droppings were squashed and rolled raisins.
Families… they sure are annoying!

Tractors & cows on the Dartford Crossing..

http://www.thisislocallondon.co.uk/news/15195930.I_like_to_mooo_ve_it___grass__cows_and_other_farmyard_sights_could_become_commonplace_at_Dartford_Crossing/

Time for some new shoes:

http://www.fizik.com/r1disc/

haha, now that is good

Historic: Des Lynam shows us how April Fools should be done

[Video]https://youtu.be/R4fBrZj1uXM[/video]

Rusty Spanner winning so far. Must have taken ages to photoshop that cassette

Puppy protein

chakaping – Member
Rusty – have a look at the Superstar Components feed on Facebook, I think you’ll appreciate their gag.

Bet you a fiver someone from here’s already tried to buy one.

🙂

I like that NSMB one – subtle which is how it should be. I particularly like the line

29er riders need to be on their own trails. The deep grooves that those pie cutters dig and the blown out corners are bad news.

Our five year old came home from school yesterday and told his Mum “Tomorrow’s Joke Day Mummy.” When asked to expand on this statement, he explained “I’m going to go in the fridge, get some butter and put it on the floor so you slip and hurt yourself.” 😯

http://www.forces.net/news/british-army-be-issued-new-urban-camouflage

True or false?

Pornhub april fool

We all know everyone leads a busy lifestyle these days so why not kill two birds with one stone. Our new dentist Mark…

Posted by Boyd and Logue Dentist on Friday, March 31, 2017