You are [Hitler/Tony Blair/the ghost of Christmas past] and I claim my £5

Not sure as we can lay claim to that one, it’s from a newspaper promotion / competition like a hundred years ago.

(Same applies “Nuke from orbit” of course.)

Over on Mumsnet…

Will I die?

If it’s a mug can the handle look like a spoon, please

Or even an upside down spoon for double in joke effect

How the **** do I post pictures?!

**** you Bob Carolgees and your stupid dog.

Chapeau.

Not sure as we can lay claim to that one, it’s from a newspaper promotion / competition like a hundred years ago.

Fair enough. Never seen it anywhere but here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobby_Lud

Question for the Excel gurus.

I was going to suggest “Friday EDL” but out of context that could be misconstrued…

Apostrophe’s.

Are there still closures at Cwmcarn?

List of forum glitches

299 BPM: Is my heart fecked?

Plane and conveyer belt… will it or won’t it?

YMMV

SPDs or Flats ?
Are you new here ?
Is this stolen ?
WWSTWD

Pay with a packet of biscuits.

Cliche “trackworld”.

Your patio needs weeding,
Problem with neighbours,
29ers

It’s been a while since anyone’s back door has been kicked in.

Fence needs painting

Hobnobs anyone?

27 point five – making the trails come alive

Pretending you’ve left the forum as you’re too controversial only to return under a new name and be just the same.

OP: “OMG, this, like, really bad thing happened to me, and I was totally in the right and the behaviour of other person was SHOCKING. I was totally in the right, wasn’t I?”

Everyone, everywhere: 10 PAGE ROAST.

“I’m getting divorced.”

………track world

edit: shooterman beat me to it

IMO

&

🤷‍♂️

For those of us on the both the brexit and Jeremy Corbyn threads….

Using a bell.
Surf Matt flouncing.
Helmets/no helmets.

Pie vs Casserole with a pastry hat.

Are you in or out?

Pie vs Casserole with a pastry hat.

I think that was my first cliche in my intro post.

Lings car finance

Bimblecore!

There’s a u in Favourite.*

Better with Barnes.

A picture of Onion’s Van Nicholas.

A list of all the banned users on the front of a T Shirt. And the words ‘Why we can’t have nice things…’
on the back.

Perhaps a haiku?

Todmorden virgins
Run faster than their brothers.
Some still point at planes.

*I paid for that ‘u’ to be reinstated, with biscuits.

Can we have it back please?

My frame is faulty I want a refund but I sold it as perfect a year ago.

Not even a real Vampire.

“Crack or sticker?”
“New bike day – criticise my garden”
“Go see Jedi” (and poster refuses to consider any other coach)
“Hoof her in the slats” (you’re not gonna use that one are you)

‘Will I feel the extra 3 inches?’
#wheelsize
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