BSO
Conti Verts

“Rule 1 applies”

Boils my piss

Trousers

Brant to the forum

Ling

Where’s the like button?

Are you new here?

Another nomination for: Makes you think…

The remember me button that simply does nothing.

Evilzone

Those **** Hitler videos

Octoporn a good shout from earlier – I’ll add ‘hit it with a rock’

That smilie that chewie used to do

Mrs Toast’s rainbow (and in fact every ‘design me a xxx for free’ post containing a link to the 27b/6 website.

Pedalthread’s inbred that was in the classifieds 27 times (red string round fork)

‘Spreadsheet weight doesn’t count’

Worst thread ever.

I’m simultaneously gladdened and disappointed that I haven’t managed to be responsible for a single entry on this list.

I thought I was a walking cliche

I’m on the Premier forum

Sub one hour on Swinley Red

Mrs Toast’s rainbow/blockquote>

+1

Can I take my mudguards off?

I’m a member of the Institute of Physics

Hob-Nob?

Has anyone posted apicture of Northwinds bike yet?

Gnarpoon

Bum their dog

What’s with the Friday Kylie thing – I’ve been here for years but I don’t recall that one?

Mince Tank

What’s with the Friday Kylie thing – I’ve been here for years but I don’t recall that one?

Every Friday horny office workers posted photos of the princess of pop.

Joe Cocker has died.

What’s with the Friday Kylie thing – I’ve been here for years but I don’t recall that one?

You’ve not been here as long as a lot of the other posters.
Which is no bad thing

Do you push back
Real Mans Brakes need refunding.

Anybody got a spare CRC / Branston beans / Audi voucher?

Filing cabinet

Hob-Nob?

Don’t mind if I do! Thank you, milk and sugar?

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Centre parcs and chill?

No shitting down chimneys yet?

Very disappointing……

I don’t need a dropper / disc brakes / suspension / flats / clips / tubeless / 26 / 27.5 / 29 / 12 speed / 1x / bike cleaner / ebike / bolt thru / [just about anything] and can’t understand why anyone does.

Has Poopscoop falling off on the SDW made it onto this list yet?

STW. Where the dead come to die, again.

‘Faultless’

Joe Cocker has died.

I read 6 pages to see if this was in there!

Anyone watching Top Gear?!

I read 6 pages to see if this was in there!

and yet missed that perchy had posted it on page 1. Typical STW!

6 pages and no…. Wendyball 😊

You’ll come for the bikes, you’ll stay for the bollocks.

Cougar
You’ll come for the bikes, you’ll stay for the bollocks.

This is a bike forum?

Always fancied a Saab.

I’m simultaneously gladdened and disappointed that I haven’t managed to be responsible for a single entry on this list.

Not even a real panther

Didn’t read the OP. Couldn’t be bothered reading the replies. Will reply anyway.

As it’s Stovoids revision I’ll skip Bank, hop over to Leicester Square.