Porky Porschers too heavy for their cars, need to lose weight…

Has iDave got a Porsche?

Hmmm, it took him ’15 years of research’ to come up with the program? I think not…..

I should put my fees up.

Hmmm, it took him ’15 years of research’ to come up with the program? I think not…..

I should put my fees up.

Nah. If you can’t beat them, Join them.

I’d suggest that you just get Porsche on side and have them hire you.
What have you goit to lose ?.
🙂

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I’d suggest that you just get Porsche on side and have them hire you.
What have you goit to lose ?

He’d have to drive a Porsche?

He’d have to drive a Porsche?

I am not really a car man, but have loved 911s since I was a sprog.

….the Cayenne however

Does this mean that Clarkson fella won’t be testing any in the future 😀

A grand? Basically the same diet a lot of places offer but has a Porsche badge on the box? Whats that phrase about a fool and his money again?

I’m sure the paper is very glossy.

Well seeing as they’re well practiced at taking stuff out of the cars and chargeing more, taking stuff out of diets and chargeing more shouln’t be hard for them.

A grand?

A nice gym could cost you £400 for 16 weeks so isnt too bad.

Most of these kinds of services (yes, even mine) relate to passing on information 85% of which someone could probably gather together themselves with some effort, looking in the right places. The fee is for the other 15% and because you save them that time/bother and also put it together using some experience which they may not have.

Given that a Porsche owner may spend more than a grand a month on petrol, paying that much for 3 months of professional advice is probably not an issue to them.

….the Cayenne however

I used to say that… Until I got driven across France to Chamonix in one. Unbelievable comfort, power and handling for such a big car, averaging 100mph. (Still don’t think they look good though!)

averaging 100mph

uh huh…

HIJACK: iDave, Please can you send the gilet stuff sack!