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Newton, Pascal and Einstein are playing hide and seek and Einstein is “IT”, counting to 10.

Pascal legs it to find the best hiding place whilst Newton calmly draws a 1m by 1m square on the floor and stands in it, just behind the still counting Einstein

Einstein gets to 10 and shouts “Coming ready or not” turns and seems Newton, “I found you Newton, you’re “IT””

“No” replied Newton,”You found a Newton over 1m square, therefore, you found Pascal”

Q) What does the B in Benoit B. Mandlebrot stand for?
A) Benoit B. Mandlebrot

The bartender said “We don’t serve your type in here”

A tachyon walks into a bar.

A roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.

“Don’t you mean a Martini” asks the batman,

“No mate, If Id have wanted a double, I’d have asked for one”

There are 10 types of people in the world

Those who understand binary and those that don’t…

There was a whole thread of these jokes a while back… Here

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?
They work it out with a pencil…

Someone needs to explain this one to me

Two cats on a roof. MIOAW calls one. miaow calls the other. Which one falls off the roof first?

The one with the smaller mu.

There’s an. ” I ” missing on the t-shirt..

Sherman.

I had to Google it, chemistry was never my strong point. 🙄

Google Linky

Aaah, I was trying to pronounce it using the element symbols and getting nowhere…

Noah’s boat finally comes to rest as the flood waters recede, and he lowers the gangway and send the animals out calling to them, “Go forth and multiply”.

Most of the animals leave, but two snakes are left behind. Noah looks at them, and commands “Go forth and multiply!”

The snakes look at him but do not move. He tries again, “Go forth and multiply!” The snakes do not move.

Noah gets angry and in his most commanding voice shouts, “Go forth and multiply!”

The snakes look up at him and say, “We can’t, we’re adders”.

Noah thinks for a while, then grabs his saw and hammer and runs off into the forest, where he cuts down a tree. He saws and hammers and builds a small table. He carefully picks up the snakes and puts them on the table.

“Go forth and multiply!” he commands.

The snakes look at each other, and then at Noah. “We can’t, we’re adders”.

“Yes”, Noah replies, “but, even adders can multiply on a log table”.

Girl: How do I look?

Boy: tan c / sin c

Girl: Huh? What?

Boy: tan c / sin c
=(sin c / cos c) / sin c
= 1 / cos c
= sec c

These are geek jokes. Nerd jokes would be about unsuccesful, largely unintelligent, socially awkward loners. Geeks are none of these things.

Says tbe expert