Just posted a free to collect fridge freezer ad on Facebook

There are clear instructions that I won’t deliver, etc.
How big is the avalanche of time wasting going to be?

#shouldajusttakenittothefurniturerecycleplace 🤦‍♂️

Is this still available?

@Kayak23 yes it is, when can you collect?

Will it fit in my bike basket to get it home?

Kayak23 yes it is, when can you collect?

*goes to ground. You will never hear from me again.

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On my way round in a Fiat 500. No, one of the original ones

Will it compost the wasted salad in the back of the drawer for me?

Interested!

When can you deliver? And do you have a free microwave I can have as well to make it worth my while?

Will you be at home between 03:37 and 04:12 on Tuesday?

Goggle says I can get there from my secret hideout in Stavanger around that time. Can you help me load it in the MX5?

does it come with the bike/house in the picture ?

It’s about a 10 mile trip for me, will you pay for my fuel?

wil u swop 4 fishing tackal m8?

Is there food in it mate ?

Can you give a bit more detail….
I only want a Premium brand … none of the own brand cheap knock offs
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When you deliver can you be careful when installing it,
Oh and leave the instructions 😜

Can do you a large one and take it of ur hands m8. Will need to borrow ur wheels to take it away. Can you fill her up as u r cuffin miles away.

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Actually, forget it unless u will move closer.

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U tosser **** time wasta

Does it have a warranty?

Can you save it till payday

Don’t do that there it’ll go all over my face

soz m8, got me txts mxd up
dat wuz 4 Dazzer

No one’s come for my tumble dryer yet.

Hi, can you deliver to Kirkcaldy

Wil u swop 4 a sarisen m8?

Do you have one in blue?

Will it go on the back of a mounting bike m8 only me nans having a baby and dads filed the fridge full of bate

Please what is exact size? What age? You send me picture of it from inside with door closed. If it fit wife I send a courier, you lift it to his sidecar ok?

Prepare to be more ghosted than halloween.

Can I just have the freezer bit, I’ve got a fridge.

Beej ftw😀

Anything you give away for free on marketplace will be up for sale the next day. Happens every time.

I am interested in the item at the announced price. I am working overseas on a large governmental project so i cannot personally secure the item.
I will instruct my most trusted agent to pick up the items from yourselves aty own expense.
Fear not about payment, i will pay yourselves directly with a western union payment method prior to the arrival of my most trusted carrier pigeon. Yours truthfully crown prince ngoin beawinner chicken dinner, nigerian ambassador to save the fridges

Can you give me a tenner in fuel money to collect.

Just had this with an excellent condition settee. Clearly stated this is collection only, and you will need to get it out yourself.
The first 8 messages were ‘can you arrange delivery?’
Another one said she wanted it, but first, would like me to take a video of it, as she would only have it if it was perfect condition. I said why dont you come round and have a look, you’ll see it is in good condition. She then said I was wasting her time!
Luckily, a lovely couple came round to view it on Sunday, said they needed to hire a van for the afternoon to take it away, and came back this afternoon to collect it. They were really pleased with it.

Sold some bunk beds to a bloke on FB. Turned up with a car full of stuff didn’t know how to fold the back seats, passenger stayed on the car while I made multiple trips to and fro getting said beds. Ends up insisting on a FaceTime call while he reassembled the beds. Ever tried explaining how to assemble a bunk bed to a person with zero practical skills (which is the screwdriver?) and the attention span of a collie puppy? I have !

I’m outside your place now but there’s police  everywhere

are you sure your address is 10 Downing St?

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FB and gumtree rule number 1, always put a price on it even if its only a tenner. Stops all the timewasters and then when you finally get rid of it you can turn down the money and really feel the gratitude

My wife ran off with the freezer and now I’ve nothing for Christmas and my kids won’t have anything. You’re asking too much mate, it’s not worth that. I’ll take it off you for nothing… you’ll have to deliver though. I’m in Norwich.

I’m in Norwich

That’s pretty handy, I’m in Northwich too!

Well, some folk read the instructions. it *should* be collected tomorrow morning 🤞