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  • Just broke up
  • yunki
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    I’m certain she was using the bike as an excuse…

    I’ve seen his dress sense

    Gary_M
    Free Member

    I’m confused, a student and that’s all the riding you manage? But you come across like your some sort of crazy mile munching cycling addict.

    There are lots if us with families and full time jobs and we ride more than that and have a happy life.

    RealMan
    Free Member

    No job. Usually one staying over at anothers, maybe cinema, dinner, etc. Proper together time.

    RealMan
    Free Member

    I’m confused, a student and that’s all the riding you manage? But you come across like your some sort of crazy mile munching cycling addict.

    So sorry, will try harder.

    LOL at yunki 😆

    trailertrash
    Full Member

    Perhaps she fancies a bit of rough with an overweight Newky Brown swigging geordie she met in the union bar. It happens. Sigh. There wil be other women in your life. Trust me. At some point your priorities will change, your spooge filled gonads will do their evil work and you will become a dad. Then you will never be able to ride your bike. Enjoy it while you can.

    juiced
    Free Member

    the hobby part makes sense and could be the way forwards.

    peterfile
    Free Member

    i like being on my bike more than anything really

    what’s she called?

    are you 12?
    😉

    trailertrash
    Full Member

    No job. Usually one staying over at anothers, maybe cinema, dinner, etc. Proper together time.

    sounds routine, humdrum even – you blew it. get a job! 😉

    juiced
    Free Member

    just thought I’d point out that for some ,it’s more than just a bike. no i’m not 12. 🙂

    trailertrash
    Full Member

    i like being on my bike more than anything really

    it is very nice. good to identify something that you really like that can be a constant in these uncertain times…

    there is a part of all of us that is forever 12.

    Junkyard
    Free Member
    juiced
    Free Member

    Yeah i like good constants.

    trailertrash
    Full Member

    thought sex offender’s register a bit harsh for that one. victimless crime. unless you count the cleaner. but who does?

    my cleaner is very good, that was a joke.

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    Realman – you’re only young and although you claim to have experimented with drugs etc I know it’s BS. You need to experiment some more… being gay is not a bad thing.

    Gary_M
    Free Member

    just thought I’d point out that for some ,it’s more than just a bike. no i’m not 12.

    You must be much more hardcore at this cycling game than me. I love cycling, ride lots, but it’s not the best thing in my life. If it was I think I would cry myself to sleep at night.

    RealMan
    Free Member

    Junkyard you’re too slow.

    sounds routine, humdrum even – you blew it. get a job!

    What am I meant to do? Take her sand skiing?

    trailertrash
    Full Member

    therein lies your problem my friend. lack of imagination.

    RealMan
    Free Member

    TSY – your suggestion is drugs? I find them a bit boring, even gone off booze.

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    LOL at LittleBoy.

    trailertrash
    Full Member

    I used to find that heroic doses of elessdee on a bi-weekly basis livened things up. Sex can get a bit weird though….seeing through buildings was cool mind you….

    markd
    Free Member

    Noob

    peterfile
    Free Member

    our suggestion is drugs? I find them a bit boring

    I think you need a life coach.

    Firstly, your girlfriend dumps you because you prefer riding your bike.

    Then you suggest that drugs are boring?

    Next you’re going to be telling us that road cycling is more interesting than mtb! 😉

    You’re definitely doing something wrong mate 😆

    trailertrash
    Full Member

    booyacasha!!!!

    trailertrash
    Full Member

    Need a life coach

    So why is your bike “more than a bike” young student?

    markd
    Free Member

    Are you measuring your tool right?
    Some girls need more than you can ever give RealMan.

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    Ooh are we going to analyse the youngster to elimante certain factors from his relationship failure?

    trailertrash
    Full Member

    Perhaps your excessive riding is leading to deficiencies in the ahem….riding department? Are you flacid Realman? Hm? Hm? Lacking in tumescence? Pinched a crucial nerve ending in our endless quest for cycling dominance have we? hm? well? you can tell us….

    Gary_M
    Free Member

    Ummm his riding isn’t excessive though, of bike or anything else.

    I reckon he’s bored his chick by talking about bikes more than riding them.

    trailertrash
    Full Member

    Ooh are we going to analyse the youngster to elimante certain factors from his relationship failure?

    I do believe we are….

    spacemonkey
    Full Member

    Doesn’t sound to me like you’re living up to your username. Perhaps you’re creating a facade .. and hiding from something …

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    If he resists, or pushes back even, then we have our answer.

    (it’s a troll btw, but an amusing one so I’ll bite)

    trailertrash
    Full Member

    you think everything is a troll! 🙄 😀

    trailertrash
    Full Member

    it’s quiet….he’s obviously gone to check his equipment…..

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    I’ll have you know I’m very trusting, but I don’t believe our valiant hero had a girlfriend to split up from.

    *wonders if all the drugs have made me paranoid*

    RealMan
    Free Member

    Are you measuring your tool right?
    Some girls need more than you can ever give RealMan.

    Not trying to be petty or anything, but your mum’s fine with it.

    TT, if anything it helps 😉

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    They haven’t…

    trailertrash
    Full Member

    I don’t believe our valiant hero had a girlfriend to split up from.

    Ya’all is Fantasy Island? We need photos then….

    RealMan
    Free Member

    I’ll have you know I’m very trusting, but I don’t believe our valiant hero had a girlfriend to split up from.

    Busted, damn.

    trailertrash
    Full Member

    Bluff and counter bluff. Without photos I am bored now.

    Gary_M
    Free Member

    What’s the point of a troll when everyone just rips the pish out of you?

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