Just been to the barbers and now I look like a ****

It’s true – the laydeez people find a short back’n’sides very tactile

These days it’s only my daughters but used to work moderately well in wider circles

The OP

I’ve been laughing uncontrollably in a public place for two minutes thanks to that pic.

😀

This thread has cheered me right up.

Are you ginger OP?

That alpaca cut is a good luck. I laughed at the Thompson Twins too but where are the pics????

I haven’t been to the hairdressers and I still look like a ****. Just had a check in the mirror and I can confirm.

This is going to be a let down now considering the above posts.

How little hair I have on the back of my head:

The fluffy top:

Hitler:

* Actually thats scary. 😯

The best I can do with Hipster pomade:

You look like a ****

Go full Hitler, it’s the only way.

That or just keep up with the Peaky Blinders/Italian mobster waxed look, it’s not actually that bad.

That was not a let down in the slightest.

😆

Grade 2 all over, and you shouldn’t have to pay for it.

Absolutely classic!!

I vote for the Hitler look – get some old army boots, a bomber jacket and roll the bottom of your trousers up – might get a few funny looks around town…

I thought the first alpaca was funny until I saw the OPs pics. Haven’t laughed so much in ages!

This is already looking like thread of the year.

Another vote for the Furher.

You poor bastard, it’s not even a good fade! I would find another barber and get them to buzz the top a 4,and take up (yes,up; slightly) the fade so its even. From there you will just have to take comfort in the sense of individuality only such an obscure haircut can provide. “I could explain this haircut, but you wouldn’t understand.”

This is going to be a let down now considering the above posts.

You are too modest!

The Hitler is magnificent – definitely go for that one

Chapeau for sharing. I really how you didn’t pay for their mistake, more than you have already that is.

As a man who has had a barber cut his ear instead of his hair (ow!), had his mates shave a big stripe out of the top of my head and left the hairdressers with a tiny mohawk, which was their idea of “a straightforward no maintenance haircut”, I have to say that compared to you I got off very lucky.

I now cut my own hair, then the only person I can blame is myself. Slightly balding 26 year old…

Sieg heil!!

Hitler is a timeless look, I’d go with that.

The Hitler look is strong.

lol !!! The North Korean leader look wins for me on the 4th pic

OP earlier:

http://captiongenerator.com/33103/Hitler-loses-his-KOM-on-Blackstar

Monday morning at work will be interesting for you!

The fade is ok actually, it’s made to look a lot worse in the photos. The fact I have a big dollop of white / grey hair over both my temples makes it look worse.

Not back at work until 22nd June, so it’s got plenty of time to grow out before the boys at work put me to the sword.

I didn’t pay for the cut or the Hipster Pomade.

Knew I’d seen the OP before

At least you have hair O.P!

From Captain Picard!

Shave it off!

Oh my god. Best thread for ages… Thank you 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

Hitler has me genuinely LOLing 😆

Cheer me up that has. Thanks OP.

You’ve really nailed it.

Never mind your atrocious hair rape incident, I’m more shocked at the fact you’re still using an iPhone 3GS, that’s more embarrassing than any possible haircut 😀