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  • Is it just my wife that's mad?
  • choppersquad
    Free Member

    I was given the job of putting up some pictures on the wall above our guest bed today.
    Needing to stand on the bed I had to remove the pillows and some cushions.
    I may be just a Neanderthal bloke but NINE BLOODY CUSHIONS…..AND A FLUFFY THROW!!!
    Just why really???
    It’s a good job we haven’t got anyone coming to stay because there’s no room in the bed for them.

    oliverracing
    Full Member

    1.75/10 – poor show, Not really that great a subject, but 2/10 given for the use of full caps and -0.25/10 taken for the ok grammar

    bruneep
    Full Member

    no reed diffuser….tisk

    choppersquad
    Free Member

    Basically…Must try harder then?
    Sounds like my school reports.

    project
    Free Member

    a throw is just that something to throw off the bed, cushions breed in womens houses, no man i know has cushions on a bed

    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    I’m a single, boobies-loving man, and I have cushions that I put on the bed that I got especially made in the same JL pattern as the bedroom curtains are.

    That’s mad. Or fabulous taste.

    singlespeedstu
    Full Member

    for **** sake you didn’t even swear.
    Call that a **** rant?
    **** off and try harder next time you ****.
    🙂

    themilo
    Free Member

    It’s the fact that I get grief if I don’t out them on (in the prescribed fashion) to enable me to then take them off again several hours later during which time no one else will have seen them. Uterley pointless process.

    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    Fabulous.

    Lucas
    Free Member

    We have 2 cushions on our bed, I have no idea why we have them even though we argue about why we have them every night when I throw them on the floor……..

    Pook
    Full Member

    It’s like those stupid blankets that go over 2′ of the bottom of the bed.

    WHAT’S THE **** POINT

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    Phire up the photoshop, pholks!

    choppersquad
    Free Member

    I’m off to Mumsnet for a good old swearathon, and to let them all know how nuts they all are for collecting soft furnishings.

    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    Phire up the photoshop, pholks!

    phuck off!

    DezB
    Free Member

    Ah, reminds me of an old thread I started… http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/single-men-do-you

    nickc
    Full Member

    nice cushions

    zanelad
    Free Member

    I refused to replace cushions on a bed only to have to take them off before I get into it. 2 or 3 are OK, but I’m damned if I’ll position 9 or 10 just so, and then position cuddly toys too. Mrs Z must prefer that I make the bed as most of the shift has disappeared.

    andyl
    Free Member

    When I was a bachelor I had plenty of nice cushions, throws etc and the bed was always immaculate and cleaned regularly. Now I DGAF and if I have to chuck it on the floor to get in it stays there 😀

    tmb467
    Free Member

    There’s a lot of people protesting too much here

    Least BearNecessities is honest about it

    funkmasterp
    Full Member

    Three cushions on our bed. I leave them on as there is no headrest and it’s extra comfort.

    vickypea
    Free Member

    We have no cushions on our bed, and none on the guest bed, as we don’t have a guest bed.

    cranberry
    Free Member

    Simply take all the cushions, go and put them on the driver’s seat of your wife’s car. Wait for the “why did you do that” and simply reply – I think it makes the seat look nice.

    Repeat as many times as needed.

    Sandwich
    Full Member

    @cranberry. I like to sleep with both eyes closed!

    cyclingmev
    Free Member

    Just get cats…Warmer + slightly more useful than cushions…

    cranberry
    Free Member

    Sandwich – that is the sort of cowardice that makes you a cushion slave, twice daily.

    For the rest of your life.

    sirromj
    Full Member

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    Good start!

    riklegge
    Full Member

    See Dave German’s “shi**ing hat” episode.

    Cougar
    Full Member

    Why would you have… oh I can’t be bothered.

    Malvern Rider
    Free Member

    If a liking for cushions is the worst of it then there really is no postage stamp small enough upon which to write 😉

    CharlieMungus
    Free Member

    They are for raising her hips

    wallop
    Full Member

    Or yours.

    cheers_drive
    Full Member

    Wallop 😯 😆

    milky1980
    Free Member

    Can someone please photoshop the last picture on DezB’s thread onto bearnecessities’ picture please 😀

    Extra points for making the cushions and curtains match 😈

    * I would link the picture here but the forum isn’t rendering correctly, again 😥

    MSP
    Full Member

    Sandwich
    Full Member

    <quote>

    Sandwich – that is the sort of cowardice that makes you a cushion slave, twice daily.

    For the rest of your life.[/quote]
    Not me, I chose wisely. A woman who has little desire for a bed full of ‘cushion treatment’. There’s a lot to be said for a quiet domestic life when it comes to the little stuff.

    rickmeister
    Full Member

    Another vote for replacing extra bed items with cats. Just think of them as self moving cushions

    kayla1
    Free Member

    Thing is, they do make a place look nice and cosy but they’re a PITA in reality. I blame DFS adverts. Life’s too short to be pissing about with soft furnishings 😆

    BigJohn
    Full Member

    It reminds me of the faiground operator who took a young woman back to his caravan where the bed was surrounded by hundreds of soft fluffy teddy bears. This unexpected display of his feminine side released her inhibitions, resulting in an energetic shag. When it was over, he said “you can have any prize off the middle shelf”

    choppersquad
    Free Member

    OK….Now for vases.
    Just had a quick count up.
    Decorative or plain glass, either is fair game.
    We have 31 out in the house and another 20 in the cupboard.
    I’m sure there must be rules for this sort of thing?

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