…the latter day Santa who drove his DPD van into a field somewhere just outside of Inverbervie earlier today. Hopefully the driver is fine and gifts get delivered.

They are extra hasty at this time of year. This time last year I got overtaken by two of them on the levels to Newport, then a few km down the road one of them was in the ditch.

ETA a copper on the scene told me one had gone to hospital complaining of pain in the chest, didn’t sound too serious.