I’m all for colour co-ordinating a bike build but…….

this one’s gone a bit too far……

This thing is more golden than Saddam Hussein’s solid gold bathroom !!!

And what’s with those tyres, and how cheap does that bottle cage look!!

How to make something built from top end components look cheap……

Why would you do something like that?

WHY?!!

For the clicks.

Dammit… Images. Well, just imagine Goldmember from Austin Powers

Frame, hubs, bars, forks and pedals coordinated, if you must. Anything beyond that is definitely too much.

Oh dear………

It looks like an over enthusiastic 11 year old in a shed has attacked it with a can of rattle paint.

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.

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And yet, the colours don’t quite all match.

To each their own, but it’s not for me.

And yet they didn’t buy a SRAM GOLD cassette….?

And yet, the colours don’t quite all match.

To each their own, but it’s not for me.

If it’s all the same colour, is it even genuine Kashima?

Well I don’t usually watch these boring **** “dream build” videos, but I watched that (or skipped through it anyway).

So it worked I suppose.

Technically, I’m pretty sure that’s not anyone’s dream build though.

Unless…

Hey, it’s someone’s DREAM build. We don’t all dream the same dreams! Thank **** 😆

Yeah he’s overdone it with the stickers.

There is some OCD in that workshop too…

And yet they didn’t buy a SRAM GOLDcassette….?

they fit one in the vid

Am I alone in finding it weird that anyone other than teenage boys obsess over dream builds?

I just don’t get it.

Some of that is closer to bronze

Is it still available whats ur lowest price mate swap 4 xbox and fishing tackle?

Can anyone really build a bike wearing a flat cap, not dropping anything, losing a tool, sweating or swearing though? I mean maybe the rest of it, but the flat cap? No way.

Some of that is closer to bronze

I bet the all-bronze bike came out looking half orange.

I  like it!

Looks like Mike Ashley’s put an order in for a custom build.

It was very relaxing to watch though.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I absolutely love it!

But not for the reason the guy who built it expects!

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I think the steel toecap rigger boots are bit OTT though……

Nukeproof mega Dubai edition.

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I  like it!

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Oh dear.

If the person that built it like it that’s all that matters. Not to my taste at all. Gold is the worst colour for, well, anything!

just the bike for ali g innit

I think the steel toecap rigger boots are bit OTT though……

Disagree. Man uggs are great. The steel toe to unnecessary but worth the penalty for the rest of the boot.

I asked for gold stem and matching bits. I’d better ring him now.

But not for the reason the guy who built it expects!

Oh, I think they knew exactly what they were doing.

its a shame really after all that money spent, and nukeproof aren’t a thing any more

There is some OCD in that workshop too…

No there isn’t. Please stop using that term to describe organisation or perfectionism.