Wha? Narnia not real? Jesus lion is not coming back to save us all 🙁

I like it.
Could go either way.
Third generation clone or full fat Freddie.
Tenner says the lad hits puberty and goes full Pargetter.

At seventeen, dreadlocked, stood in a field, as stoned as St Stephen and givin’ it lrg, he’ll thank his dad every time a girl comes up to him and says ‘So what’s your name then?’

Until he names his kids after the items in the discount drinks isle of Tesco he’s way behind some of the local mums. Special brew the third FTW

Tenner says the lad hits puberty and goes full Pargetter.

I love the fact that this will fly miles above most people’s heads!

😀

The surprising this is not his kids names, it’s both the fact he manages to rustle up a chubby, and that any woman would actually let him near her with it.

Can anyone de-cipher this please ^^^^^ pure gibberrish….. I’m guessing your a Sweaty Sock?

The surprising this is not his kids names, it’s both the fact he manages to rustle up a chubby, and that any woman would actually let him near her with it.

……well, that’s me thoroughly traumatised.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuHI9-_Moig[/video]

Can anyone de-cipher this please ^^^^^ pure gibberrish….. I’m guessing your a Sweaty Sock?

If we’re gonna do nicknames, I suppose you are le rosbif?

Lol@Tom!

A bit partridgesque that.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i34JgG2rzU[/video]

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ivsb79-h90[/video]

That’s not what that bloke I found in my wardrobe said. The lying bastard.

Na-na nan nania!

I’ve some sympathy for calling your sixth ‘sixus’ or whatevs, given we’d used up all creativity by #3 (jack, no middle names).

Also leaves the door, as it were, open for sevenus and eightus.

They clearly need to get a telly in that house.

We’re expecting our firstborn in September, so can I have a quick poll:

Uno
Champ
Winner
Prime
Cardinal
Pioneer
Mogg

Working title is “Spartacus” so might just stick with that…

(gender as-yet unknown so may need a rethink)

Stick with Spartacus. It’s a popular name. I mean I’m Spartacus…