For the first time in my life, I farted. It was only a few minutes ago, and I scared the shit out of my poor kids.
Since I got home from work, I’ve been feeling more hungry than usual, and when I have run up our stairs, I have felt abnormally tired. But for the last thirty minutes, I have been sitting on our couch working, before getting up in response to one of the kids calling from upstairs.
My older son tells me that I walked toward him standing at the door, I put my hands on the door frame, said “Oh my gosh”, then let rip. My eyes were open the entire time, and when I shit the floor, my son tells me that there was a slight tremor in the room
The next thing I knew, two of my kids were looking at me with frantic looks on their faces, asking me if I was okay.
What the heck is that all about, then?!?
As I say, I’ve never had such a thing happen in my life before.