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  • I invented a new word ‚Äď ‚ÄúBollocracy‚ÄĚ ūüėŹ
  • Premier Icon icic
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    I made this word up some time ago but there hasn‚Äôt been much take up ūüėā.

    This is a combination of ‚ÄúBollocks‚ÄĚ (as in testes if bollocks is blocked) and ‚ÄúBureaucracy‚ÄĚ, i.e. now that brexit is over there will be so much more ‚ÄúBollocracy‚ÄĚ etc.

    Definitely better than ‚ÄúBry‚ÄĚ ūüôÉ

    Premier Icon p7eaven
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    better than UNELECTED bEUrEUrats

    Said someone with bollocks. Or was it someone that looked like a bollock? Can’t remember…

    Other new words?

    I vote ‚ÄėBlump‚Äô*

    1. A portmanteau of ‚Äėblack‚Äô + ‚ÄėTrump‚Äô

    2. It’s what happens to Donald Trump in the next life. He reincarnates baxk in history a young slave by the name of Norrest Blump.

    (Norrest Blump, Richmond, Virginia. Norrest was a famous historical slave and activist who in 1822 was lynched for the ‚Äėcrime‚Äô of teaching reading and writing to his peers. He will be celebrated and remembered as a martyr to the cause of black freedom)

    Premier Icon grum
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    Bureaucrazy

    Premier Icon greyspoke
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    I was trying to work out what it meant to be ruled by bollocks.

    Premier Icon Simon_Semtex
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    LOL…… Bollocracy! I like that!

    ohhh and I do like ‚Äúportmanteau‚Ä̂Ķ.. definitely my favourite type of cheese.

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    I’m afraid blump is already taken

    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blump

    Premier Icon cakefacesmallblock
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    Brilliant!
    Reminded me of ( from a Radio4 broadcast about 15 years ago):
    ‚ÄėCountrycide‚Äô-
    To murder Piers Morgan.

    Premier Icon p7eaven
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    I’m afraid blump is already taken

    Bah. Then he shall also reincarnate as the dump portion of that marvellous poopmanteau. Unless, of course, he already did?? Oof.

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    Bureaucrazy has been added to a list ūüėĀ

    Premier Icon TroutWrestler
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    Good word, wrong definition.

    Bollocracy ‚Äď a system of government where voters choose leaders who are most likely to balls everything possible up. See our current situation for an example.

    Premier Icon icic
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    Good word, wrong definition.

    Bollocracy ‚Äď a system of government where voters choose leaders who are most likely to balls everything possible up. See our current situation for an example.

    ūüėĀ

    Premier Icon Sandwich
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    @TroutWrestler That all ready has a word assigned ‚ÄúKakistocracy‚ÄĚ.

    Premier Icon torsoinalake
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    Bollocracy ‚Äď when you want to give David Cameron a bloody nose but you swing and miss so hard you actually punch your own bollocks clean off

    Premier Icon smiffy
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    The informal words coming into use under Bollocracy will be Bolloquialisms.

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