I have Swine Flu – certainty.

I’m sneezing ‘cos I watched Peppa Pig this morning. Am I going to die?

Yes.

According to the news/papers, it’s getting pretty serious……..

Pah. It’s all rubbish.

About 10,000 people die a year from “normal” flu, and this has only killed a few hundred. This is _not_ a pandemic. Not yet.

This _is_ media hype and sensationalism.

Have you started to come out in rashers?

IGMC

I’m just getting over a man-flu-like illness

guess I’m one of the lucky ones

Chuckles at Mattie. 😆

BD, don’t sit there laughing – call him a hambula…

nah, forget it

I rung the NHS help line and all i got was crackling.

Oinkment
Hambulance
Pig might Flu
Coming out in Rashers

Let’s get all the word play jokes in one place please

you wish, WCA

weeeeeeeee’re just scratching the surface

There was crackling when I phone the helpline

willard – we’ll see, media is closer to the truth than the experts are letting on

Are the experts telling porkies?

he’s just ribbing you, WCA

I think the response by the media has been pretty ham fisted.

depends if it was a cough / oink or a sneeze / fart .

We all will look like this:

I have just spoken to one of my customers who is putting pandemic procedures into place for their office – do to with visitors,people coming & going etc….BBC site says we are at level 5,level 6 is when they stop the movement of people from country to country etc etc….should we be worried yet ?

no because even if you get it you’ll just get a dose of antivirals and be cured. britain is probably the place to be if you actually contract it. but i bet you won’t!

There’s snout wrong with me.

Think you’ll need some oinkment…