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  • I have Swine Flu – certainty.
  • Hairychested
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    I’m sneezing ‘cos I watched Peppa Pig this morning. Am I going to die?

    Jamie
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    Yes.

    PeterPoddy
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    According to the news/papers, it’s getting pretty serious……..

    willard
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    Pah. It’s all rubbish.

    About 10,000 people die a year from “normal” flu, and this has only killed a few hundred. This is _not_ a pandemic. Not yet.

    This _is_ media hype and sensationalism.

    Mattie_H
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    Have you started to come out in rashers?

    IGMC

    scaredypants
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    I’m just getting over a man-flu-like illness

    guess I’m one of the lucky ones

    BigDummy
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    Chuckles at Mattie. 😆

    scaredypants
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    BD, don’t sit there laughing – call him a hambula…

    nah, forget it

    soma_rich
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    I rung the NHS help line and all i got was crackling.

    WorldClassAccident
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    Oinkment
    Hambulance
    Pig might Flu
    Coming out in Rashers

    Let’s get all the word play jokes in one place please

    scaredypants
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    you wish, WCA

    weeeeeeeee’re just scratching the surface

    WorldClassAccident
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    There was crackling when I phone the helpline

    votchy
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    willard – we’ll see, media is closer to the truth than the experts are letting on

    WorldClassAccident
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    Are the experts telling porkies?

    scaredypants
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    he’s just ribbing you, WCA

    shoefiti
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    I think the response by the media has been pretty ham fisted.

    scraprider
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    depends if it was a cough / oink or a sneeze / fart .

    midlifecrashes
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    Hairychested
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    We all will look like this:

    shinsplints
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    I have just spoken to one of my customers who is putting pandemic procedures into place for their office – do to with visitors,people coming & going etc….BBC site says we are at level 5,level 6 is when they stop the movement of people from country to country etc etc….should we be worried yet ?

    bomberman
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    no because even if you get it you’ll just get a dose of antivirals and be cured. britain is probably the place to be if you actually contract it. but i bet you won’t!

    Sandwich
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    There’s snout wrong with me.

    xc-steve
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    Think you’ll need some oinkment…

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