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  • I can't stop eating peanuts
  • molgrips
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    Peanuts and mixed nuts.

    I bought some as iDave friendly snacks and I cannot stop eating them!

    BigButSlimmerBloke
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    it’s pistachios for me.
    big bag, that’ll do for a week’s desktop snacking. Gone.

    Worse, thought they would do as firelighters, so dsaved the shells and chucked them on an embryonic blaze. Cheap fireworks, but probably not all that safe.

    Kuco
    Full Member

    Gritty peanuty poo 🙁

    piedidiformaggio
    Free Member

    back off a bit for tomorrow morning’s constitutional – don’t want to crack the porcelain!

    geoffj
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    Gritty peanuty poo

    Peanuts are a bit like sweetcorn, in that there is a fair bit of evidence of them coming out undigested.

    Presumably that means that although they are high in fat, you can eat them because it isn’t absorbed?

    Just wondering like.

    Kuco
    Full Member

    Bit like eating a lot of seeds it’s like shitting millet.

    molgrips
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    I think most of it is asorbed. I certainly don’t get peanut butter coming out of my arse.

    Kuco
    Full Member

    LOL 🙂

    TheSouthernYeti
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    If peanut butter was to come out of one’s bottom… where would the accompanying jam for my sarnies come from? 😐

    molgrips
    Free Member

    A jam jar?

    Peanut butter certainly TASTES like it’s come out of someone’s bottom.

    binners
    Full Member

    I would never trust anyone who could open a packet of peanuts and not eat the full pack in one go. No matter how big the packet is. Its just not right

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    I thought that was licking a battery?

    molgrips
    Free Member

    Especially as like an idiot I bought salt and vinegar nuts.

    bagpuss72
    Free Member

    *opens Graze box*

    *looks mournfully at said Graze box*

    *closes, sighs, goes back to work*

    Kuco
    Full Member

    Damn you molgrips 👿 I’ve got a hankering for some peanuts now.

    molgrips
    Free Member

    What’s a Graze box?

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    *resists urge to offer out nuts for people to nibble on*

    bagpuss72
    Free Member

    molgrips – Member

    What’s a Graze box?

    http://www.graze.com/

    Its something designed to brighten up your life if you work in an office but if you chose the healthy boxes they’re not much fun

    molgrips
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    I thought you meant it was full of treats you can’t have.

    Every German supermarket seems to have a bakery after the checkouts. So you have to walk past a display counter bursting with wonderful doughnuts and pastries.. It’s very bloody difficult.

    dirtygirlonabike
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    I have mid afternoon munchies…can’t decide between raisins and nuts or sugar snap peas with hummus*. Decisions, decisions.

    *what i really want is LOTS of biscuts 😥

    molgrips
    Free Member

    I want cake, sweet pastries and/or a latte.

    TheSouthernYeti
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    It’s very bloody difficult.

    Only for the weak!

    Graze boxes are for the lazy who like frittering money, sorry, but it’s true.

    Just did my first 10 mile time trail Molly.

    binners
    Full Member

    I want peanuts now. Mountains of the bloody things. And a pint. Or two.

    Is there any better combination than peanuts and a pint

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    Pork Scratchings and a pint?

    philconsequence
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    s there any better combination than peanuts and a pint

    sex, drugs and your choice of favourite music?

    xcgb
    Free Member

    Peanuts make me fart like a docker

    molgrips
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    It’s very bloody difficult.
    Only for the weak!

    i.e. me.

    Just did my first 10 mile time trail Molly

    Route and time please. And race report.

    mrblobby
    Free Member

    Sounds like this would keep you going for a while…

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Well it was an unofficial one from my work.

    28min 04secs, not bad for first go, eh? Only been playing at this road lark for 3 and a bit weeks 🙂

    molgrips
    Free Member

    🙂

    Was it flat then? Got a map link?

    dirtygirlonabike
    Free Member

    What about a stw time trial? I’m looking into doing my first one in may*

    And has anyone seen Jamie since he bought his bike…he usually is on these threads no?

    *really has taken being a roadie too far this year*

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Yep… very flat. Only rises were over railway bridges. Did have the back drop of Didcot power station though… b e a u tiful.

    *wonders if power station and cough are related*

    You going to get tri-bars for that DirtyOne?

    binners
    Full Member

    sex, drugs and your choice of favourite music?

    followed by peanuts and a pint? No reason they need to be exclusive. That could well be impossible to improve on

    dirtygirlonabike
    Free Member

    Probably, but not 100% sure yet. Cough more likely from working hard than power station. Do you need mouth to mouth to help? 😆

    *pretends not to be worried about yeti’s sneaky training before the fight for convent leader commences*

    bagpuss72
    Free Member

    The Southern Yeti – Member

    It’s very bloody difficult.

    Only for the weak!

    Graze boxes are for the lazy who like frittering money, sorry, but it’s true.

    You’re right. My first one was free, second one half price then cancelled you can get 2 massive bags from holland and barrett for the same price

    molgrips
    Free Member

    28m is ok then but you will be able to bring that down a fair bit with ‘technique’.

    Incidentally this is another benefit to a power meter – it’s best to be at constant power all the time, but in the first few minutes your target power will seem really easy and in the last 10 it will seem murder. You WILL be going off too hard if you’re not using one (or have never used one).

    *wonders if power station and cough are related*

    I get a raw trachea from a really hard workout, which makes me cough in a feeble pathetic manner thus adding to my general pained martyr to the sport demeanour that I cultivate. Worse in cold weather though.

    TheSouthernYeti
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    *is feeling feint*

    *needs mouth to mouth*

    *only has un-nibbled nuts to offer in return*

    philconsequence
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    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cegwHpN6im8[/video]

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    What’s your record Mol?

    I’m aiming to take 3 mins off it. Had to slow for traffic and junctions a few times so wasted a lot of energy bringing myself back up to speed.

    dirtygirlonabike
    Free Member

    *only has un-nibbled nuts to offer in return*

    how can a girl resist such an offer?!

    Get used to coughing btw, that’s all you’ll be doing in our challenges 😛 Seriously though, what mol says is true – after the apr i was coughing horribly, same after sunday’s ride.

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