- how would you describe yourself?
aye aye aye you miserable sods its never to late to achieve your goals be who you want, do what you want. many of the statements above i have felt and most of the time its easier to face up to them.
plus foxychick has big tits woohoo!! (although i think she maybe twice my age.)Posted 8 years agoaka_GiloMember
Slightly wine fuelled: It doesn't matter what / who you are, what matters is that you are happy with what / who you are. I like me, I like me a lot (most of the time) but I don't expect other people to like me. If they do than that's a bonus, and reflects on my good taste 😉Posted 8 years agotankslapperMember
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Afghan refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by Liverpool, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear.
I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured the West Midlands with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.
I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for Mi6. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.
I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a poptart and a toaster. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
And that's just the first half 😉Posted 8 years agomamadirtMember
FoxyChick – Member
aka_Gilo…what a bloody fantastic way of seeing life!
Do you mind if I copy you?
Reckon your's is pretty cool too FC
.I'm the equivalent of two 22 yr olds!!
. . . which would make me the equivilent of three 17 year olds 😛
Oh, but to answer the question . . . 'at peace with my bicycle' . . . I've just ordered stuff . . . it won't last 😉Posted 8 years agoDrJMember
I can change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
(with apologies to Robert Heinlein)Posted 8 years ago
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