- How to ruin an evening.
Show this advert while you’re watching TV with your wife.
(Possibly not safe for work – Beyonce Heat advert)
(I don’t care what that woman is selling, I’ll buy it.)
“Are you listening to me?”
“I was talking about Christmas, did you not hear me?”
/clicks fingers, no response
“I’m sorry my sweet, what were you saying?”
“You were watching that advert weren’t you?”
“Ooh no my dear, I only have eyes for you. You know that.”
/5 minutes later
“So, do you fancy, you know, an early night? I seem to be in the mood.”Posted 9 years ago
Blimey. All a bit blatant isn’t it. Does she need the money or something?Posted 9 years ago
phenomenalPosted 9 years ago
she wants to open a window a bit, condensation on them tiles will be terrible.Posted 9 years ago
Ding and most certainly dongPosted 9 years ago
Yech. So synthetic.Posted 9 years ago
No wonder she needs perfume.
She must stink after sweating like that.Posted 9 years ago
She must stink after sweating like that.
I bet it’s not really sweat.
And I bet the law comes down on this thread.Posted 9 years ago
Too hot a curry does that to me too love.
Bit o’ lassi will fix that.Posted 9 years ago
Doesn’t do it for me.Posted 9 years ago
don’t really float my boat eitherPosted 9 years ago
A perfume that gives you a fever? Weird.Posted 9 years ago
Trust me, that ‘perfume’ needs all the help it can get.Posted 9 years ago
Ah yes, I had to watch this for work a while ago.
Looks like she’s auditioning for the Argentinian version of Strictly (Google it if you don’t get the reference, I daren’t post a link).Posted 9 years ago
S’alright I suppose…Posted 9 years ago
What would Friar Bellows say? Look him up on youtube,Posted 9 years ago
why is this allowed but not my pole-dancing friend who’s video wasnt designed to induce sexual thoughts?!
AHHHHH well 🙂 i’m guessing the stuff stinks if she needs to sell it in such a way, you know christmas is coming when the tv fills up with fragrance adverts each yearPosted 9 years ago
Looks like she’s auditioning for the Argentinian version of Strictly (Google it if you don’t get the reference, I daren’t post a link).
😯Posted 9 years ago
Looks like she’s auditioning for the Argentinian version of Strictly
Blimey – Brucie would want a bonus to try and survive a performance like that. Actually – perhaps it might finish him off and put us out of our misery 😈Posted 9 years ago
It thought she was selling these.Posted 9 years ago
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