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  • How to ruin an evening.
  • samuri
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    Show this advert while you’re watching TV with your wife.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76lPciEip3A
    (Possibly not safe for work – Beyonce Heat advert)
    (I don’t care what that woman is selling, I’ll buy it.)

    “Are you listening to me?”
    “Waa….”
    “I was talking about Christmas, did you not hear me?”
    “Waaa..”
    /clicks fingers, no response

    /advert finishes

    “I’m sorry my sweet, what were you saying?”
    “You were watching that advert weren’t you?”
    “Ooh no my dear, I only have eyes for you. You know that.”

    /5 minutes later

    “So, do you fancy, you know, an early night? I seem to be in the mood.”
    “NO!”

    Premier Icon DezB
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    Blimey. All a bit blatant isn’t it. Does she need the money or something?

    carbon337
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    phenomenal

    Premier Icon Pook
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    she wants to open a window a bit, condensation on them tiles will be terrible.

    Ding and most certainly dong

    Premier Icon Moses
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    Yech. So synthetic.

    druidh
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    No wonder she needs perfume.

    She must stink after sweating like that.

    Premier Icon DezB
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    She must stink after sweating like that.

    I bet it’s not really sweat.

    And I bet the law comes down on this thread.

    Premier Icon Stoner
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    Too hot a curry does that to me too love.

    Bit o’ lassi will fix that.

    Doesn’t do it for me.

    nickname
    Member

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5V8CyencZ0

    *snigger*

    M6TTF
    Member

    don’t really float my boat either

    CaptJon
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    A perfume that gives you a fever? Weird.

    emsz
    Member

    Trust me, that ‘perfume’ needs all the help it can get.

    Premier Icon chakaping
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    Ah yes, I had to watch this for work a while ago.

    Looks like she’s auditioning for the Argentinian version of Strictly (Google it if you don’t get the reference, I daren’t post a link).

    Coyote
    Member

    S’alright I suppose…

    Premier Icon peajay
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    What would Friar Bellows say? Look him up on youtube,
    PJ

    😯

    why is this allowed but not my pole-dancing friend who’s video wasnt designed to induce sexual thoughts?!

    AHHHHH well 🙂 i’m guessing the stuff stinks if she needs to sell it in such a way, you know christmas is coming when the tv fills up with fragrance adverts each year

    Looks like she’s auditioning for the Argentinian version of Strictly (Google it if you don’t get the reference, I daren’t post a link).

    😯

    emma82
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    Looks like she’s auditioning for the Argentinian version of Strictly

    Blimey – Brucie would want a bonus to try and survive a performance like that. Actually – perhaps it might finish him off and put us out of our misery 😈

    It thought she was selling these.

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