- How to ruin an evening.
Show this advert while you’re watching TV with your wife.
(Possibly not safe for work – Beyonce Heat advert)
(I don’t care what that woman is selling, I’ll buy it.)
“Are you listening to me?”
“I was talking about Christmas, did you not hear me?”
/clicks fingers, no response
“I’m sorry my sweet, what were you saying?”
“You were watching that advert weren’t you?”
“Ooh no my dear, I only have eyes for you. You know that.”
/5 minutes later
“So, do you fancy, you know, an early night? I seem to be in the mood.”Posted 8 years ago
why is this allowed but not my pole-dancing friend who’s video wasnt designed to induce sexual thoughts?!
AHHHHH well 🙂 i’m guessing the stuff stinks if she needs to sell it in such a way, you know christmas is coming when the tv fills up with fragrance adverts each yearPosted 8 years ago
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