I’m pretty sure I’ll never be able to lick my own ears.

I’m pretty sure I can’t lick my own testicles

so you’ve tried then flash?

I just tried resting one of my testicles on my ear.

Could you hear the sea?

This thread is why I love STW 😀

… or just the sailors?

I heard this…

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hERLH3Q-hCQ[/video]

Your testicles or Pickled Onions?

You often find pickled onions next to cocktail sausages.

I’m pretty sure I can’t lick my own testicles

You’d never go out, would you.

Lad at our school could suck his own foreskin. Mind you, he was Jewish.

6 less than a jar of pickled eggs

Cougar… I find that to be in a bit of bad taste TBH.

42, surely the answer is 42.

Hairy Pickled Onions.. Ewe.

TSY – maybe a little salt?

(apologies if you’re being serious, I didn’t mean to offend)

I dunno, sometimes I find your humour a little hard to swallow.

That one in particular has got stuck in my throat.

I’m pretty sure I can lick your testicles Flash, maybe we should hook up?

I’m glad you’re talking about another Flash….

Dobbo oversteps the mark…..

8)

It’s an acquired taste, certainly.

For balance you’ve got to lick my ears too…

Preferably first.

Cougar… pretty close to sweet cured bacon I hear.

Not sure how much lick I’ve got, but I’m always up for a challenge.

Can’t we get back to pickled onions please.

They look better served this way IMO..

Lad at our school could suck his own foreskin. Mind you, he was Jewish.

😆

The bar has just been raised

Don’t eat too many will you’s

That’s not ‘too many,’ just one bloody big one.

That girl needs to learn to chew her food.

Her belly button has turned into a nipple.

She looks like she’s eaten a small child the fat caaaaa

aaaah that photo brought back happy memories of my former life in Bracknell.

Does it matter how many onions are in the jar? Lets face it – NO ONE would ever stoop so low as to buy, surely?

of my former life in Bracknell.

it’s possible to escape bracknell? 😯

Of course Phil.

I escaped the evils of teen pregnancies, drugs, pickled onions and general barbarity and settled in the tranquil suburbs of Stevenage.

£0.25p each! where is your chippy!

Is the area relevant?

I’ve always wondered how many mushy peas make up one of those mushy pea cartoons too.

Now Garlic ones. That’s interesting

Hmmmm, I seem to have developed a craving…

Best thread in months
Armchairs link – flavour salty, shape ball
Not sure I could eat the 20tonne minimum order!

the answer is 35, . . . . you great big stoopid lump!!

Not sure I could eat the 20tonne minimum order!

STW Group buy perhaps?

I’m sure 200 of us could stomach 100kg each?

😉