Have you contributed to the forum?

Phew! I thought no one could be that far up their own backside without causing a black hole!

I’ve contributed nothing!!

Learned loads though, music, opinions, politics , stuff and its v funny 😆 (dunno how many look at other forums, dyou know how special this place is I wonder? )

I’ve contributed nothing!!

Oh I don’t know, http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/my-life-hollyoaks-ep kept us all entertained.

I’ve helped a few wheelsize debates to tick along. Is that not enough?!

i have organized ton’s ( 😉 ) of forum rides in the past, which i reckon created some long term friendships amongst folks on here.
hopefully one day, i will organise some more.

I banned someone once.

you banned yourself aswell, which I thought was good 🙂

Well, I try and help out where I can, but having such a limited skill-set, questions about Specialized Pitch’s, Latvian hookers, beekeeping and Public Rights of Way (my job) are only occasionally asked about *shrug*

I contribute a level of stupidity nobody else can be expected to muster.

(Oh and lots of music that no-one has heard of or is remotely interested in because they still listen to the Genesis and Dire Straits albums that their dads gave them in 1988)
(See).

you = milkshake

us = boys to the yard

<swoon>

again, I refer to the OPs STW profile, where he sets out his bridge-dwelling credentials

Been in the bike industry all my life, from teaching to guiding, I’m very passionate about my riding and there’s not much I don’t know in the industry, I suppose I’m like the ray mears of the biking world!

hence why I became such a popular figure in the mountainbike industry.

Shhhhh, quiet everyone. Gather round, listen to this man.

Oi, I bought my *own* albums in 1988 thank you very much

and you *did* run that prize draw didn;t you?

I ensure correct apostrophe usage.

again, I refer to the OPs STW profile, where he sets out his bridge-dwelling credentials

The weird thing was how long it took him to get going – a few absurd posts but it wasn’t until recently it’s really stepped up a gear very odd.

Like CFH I judge and belittle others for poor spelling and grammar. I also help where I can on XC racing/race bikes and the like.

Rorschach

go watch some porn…… 😀

and you *did* run that prize draw didn;t you?

Yep. Stupid eh? 🙂

Posting something so ruinous to my personal character and online presence that the mods are begged for thread deletion. Usually by me after everyone’s settled down with tea and biscuits.

This stands as a contribution thusly:
a) It reminds people not to use their real name on the internet.
b) It reminds me not to tell the internet everything.

Oh, and I have been known to start the odd thread that unites warring factions in a shared dislike. Of telemarkers. 😉

telemarkers? Is that like a colloquialism of the heroes of telemark?

you = milkshake

us = boys to the yard

<swoon>

😆

I ensure correct apostrofee usage.

You spelt ‘apostrophe’ incorrectly. 😉

I also abuse petulant ginger types on this forum whenever possible.

😉

CaptainFlashheart – Member
I also abuse petulant ginger types on this forum whenever possible.

self abuse doesn’t count

I handwring like ****.

I contribute a level of stupidity nobody else can be expected to muster.

Get to the back of the line ,you amateur. 🙂

Oh yeah, except fasthaggis. He’s really stupid.

I brought some stuff out of my shed to sell, and my own delusions of adequacy.

I hacked the site to randomise double posts

richmtbguru = pussywillow ?

defo faster than you.

“Sheer”.

They you go, I helped you OP, personally.

I’ve brought along many internet minnows to full Big-Hitter-hood.

No need to thank me.

I’ve provided a few photos of seatposts wayyyyy up in the air. About it really.

I call people that say “hence why” cretins. OP you are a cretin.

I started the mint sauce key ring thread, my contribution is assured.

I bring love..
Love and understanding

richmtbguru = pussywillow ?

Nah, pussywillow comes across as a petulant teenager rather than a troll.

Not much here, tend to be a taker not a giver, a spoonee rather than the spooner.

I’m on the fence when it comes to telemarking.

Reserecution is my main contribution to the forum oh and spellling osbviously