Friday night out with some mates, get introduced to a girl, she's nice, funny normal ( not mother obsessed harpy: rare) is a dental nurse, all cool, we're texting it's "nice".
Fast forward to Sat, in costa drinking out of silly small cup trying to be sophisticated, couple of texts back and forth to the nurse all looking good, in walks Ex looking super hot, we talk, it's ok, she's a bit flirty, she's going to party, some mutal friends why don't I come along... Like a tit I say "oh, ok then"
Wake up Sunday...( you can guess where) phone going with texts...
Why does this shit happen to me? I need a holiday