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  • noteeth
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    Give way on bridleways, m’kay?

    The man is now a gelding 😉

    Premier Icon Sandwich
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    That will smart tomorrow

    “Luckily the horse did not chew up or swallow his testicle, but spit it onto the pavement,”

    PMSL !!!!!!!

    Why the **** was it ‘lucky’ that he spat it out and didn’t chew it ? 😯

    ………… yes, we’ll just pick it up off the pavement and pop back in the sack shall we LOL !

    MrNutt
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    The owner of the horse said it was trained but had bitten in the past.

    Damn those Indonesian horse bollock biting encouragists! I told them it would end in tears!

    joe1983
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    Ah, the classic ‘testicle bitten off by horse’ scenario.

    project
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    I always thought horses where vegitarian,

    The horse thought that it would have meat and 2 veg for lunch 😆

    colnagokid
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    Thats why I always cary Polos! (other mint flavoured err, mints are available!) or a carrot

    Indeed MrNutt, but at luckily the horse remembered his training and spat – didn’t swallow.

    Ambrose
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    What a mare!

    bumley
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    Did i mention i love horses……….

    MrNutt
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    …I think I may have seen that video?

    zaskar
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    The guy should do the same to the horse.

    RudeBoy
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    Did i mention i love horses……….

    I like horses too, Bumley, but… 😯

    Begs the question; how on Earth did the horse decide ‘oh right, go for the testititese’????

    I mean, I have to say, mine are usually tucked up, and when they aren’t, I make sure that they are no biting things about.

    Apart from some women.

    No, but you know what I’m on about.

    mine are usually tucked up, and when they aren’t, I make sure that they are no biting things about.

    Yeah well, it goes without saying that the poor bloke didn’t do it on purpose – obviously he dropped a bollock 😯

    alpin
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    i ask myself what exactly mr Feet googled to come up with that….

    Funnily enough, didn’t google anything. Was on the headlines on DS.

    Honest!

    grahamh
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    Ummm like how????
    Was this guy working in the nude?
    Or was he waggling his willy at the horse when it decided to take a bite?

    I think you might have a point there grahamh.

    I mean, it would be interesting to see what the horse had to say about why the blokes bollox were in his mouth in the first place.

    After all if you heard that a Welshman had his testicles ripped off by a sheep, you wouldn’t automatically blame the sheep – would you ?

    GJP
    Member

    I notice it says the “… horse bit off his testicle …” I wonder how the guy lost his other one … bad luck obviously follows him around. 😀

    isnt “horse bit off his testicle” correct?

    the bollok still bellonged to him hovever many he started with? “Horse bit off one out of his two testickes” is a bit long winded

    GJP
    Member

    Call me pedantic … but when it comes to matters of one testicles I think these things are important 😆

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