Trying to find somewhere to hire two road bikes but all places in North don’t have xs bikes and all the places in he south seem to be able to drop off but not pick up. There for a week and looking to do two or three days but no car so can’t really drop stuff off. Any suggestions?

Hire 2 bike boxes or 1 large and take your own bikes?
Plenty of advantages doing that.

I hired from bike point Tenerife in the south for a day. Very friendly and professional. They had plenty of choice. Was staying in alcala halfway up the west coast so just took a taxi down in the morning. They are just opposite Siam mall so maybe combine a shopping trip with the pickup.
The climb up Teide will live long in my memory.

Yeah considered taxi or something similar but staying all the way up north and all the decent hire places seem to be down south. Taxi to pick up and drop off might be bit excessive.