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  • pk-ripper
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    It’s easy to have affairs these days, and in the current economic times, it’s not miserly to turn up at pizza express with a 2-for-1 voucher and still impress your date. Just don’t buy cheap wine or you are a gipper.

    I was trying to decide who I’d most like to have an affair with and I narrowed it down to Kate Beckinsale and / or Naomi Watts. They’re both beautiful, and are probably good fun to have a drink with. I also think I could get away with telling the girlfriend I was having an affair with either of them and she’d have a certain grudging respect. But I wouldn’t let her join in, there probably wouldn’t be enough jelly and ice cream to cover us all.

    So, what’s yours? If it’s a same sexer, that’s fine, I won’t judge.

    Premier Icon binners
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    I’ve been having an affair with Hora for months

    BlingBling
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    Rachel Bilson

    Denise van Outen

    BlingBling
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    I wouldn’t even throw my muck at Van Outen 😐

    Premier Icon ton
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    davina mcall or zoe wannamaker.
    or both cos i am a greedy boy… 😆

    franki
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    Mmmm… Davina would be on my list too..

    Plus Fearne Cotton, Lily Allen and Julia Bradbury.

    clubber
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    Can’t believe no one has suggested Ms Diaz yet!

    Premier Icon Stoner
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    urrrghh.
    not with her skin!

    Premier Icon cinnamon_girl
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    Oooooh! Can girlies join in please?

    And can I choose more than two cos I’m working on my endurance?

    Premier Icon Stoner
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    I’m working on my endurance

    how does lying there and thinking of england count as “endurance”?

    🙂

    Premier Icon cinnamon_girl
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    This is 2009 not 1909 😉

    Premier Icon Stoner
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    ahh, the ol’ “Emily Pankhurst” 🙂

    MrSmith
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    I’ve been having an affair with Hora for months

    me too. (well for years)

    pk-ripper
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    more than 2? Up to you I guess, but you’ll have to wine and dine them yourself, and provide them a goody bag for attending.

    That’s not a Jade Goody bag by the way.

    hora
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    binners, if that was the case your bumhole would be like a welly-top.

    No, I’d definitely be with Shelley Conn or Konnie Huq.

    hora
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    If it had to be a white girl, (sorry not my type)

    Premier Icon scaredypants
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    Is Barrymore still available ?

    edit: not choosy, Michael or Drew at a push

    Premier Icon Stoner
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    Drew or Michael?

    haha. quick edit there

    franki
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    Konnie Huq is luuuuurvely! 🙂

    djglover
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    Ant

    Are you a bit bored at the moment!

    Having an affair? With which celebrity…?

    What’s your favorite infectious disease?

    What’s the point of pubes?

    😆

    hora
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    If it was a man (gay angle), hmmmmm let me think

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    Do they have to be still living or can they be dead? You need some more rules … and then I can break them 😆

    Premier Icon BigDummy
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    Kiera Knightley.

    Or Leonardo DiCaprio if we’re staying off the seals.

    Premier Icon Stoner
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    Do they have to be still living or can they be dead

    you’re sick you are.

    Premier Icon Stoner
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    how about flipper BD?

    hora
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    If I was gay- the bad guy in The Mummy because I think hes menacing and cool.

    samuri
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    If I can go back in time then Audrey Hepburn.
    If I can go back in time a little bit then Helena Bonham Carter
    If I can’t go back in time at all then the delectable Kiera would be my choice. Or Maybe Freema Ayeman.

    Oh, and if I was gay then Brad would get it.

    Premier Icon BigDummy
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    This forum is getting incredibly comfortable with its bi-curiosity isn’t it? It’s quite nice. 🙂

    hora
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    then Brad would get it.

    He’d be the one riding you, whoopin’ it up and twirling a stetson in the air rodeo-style?

    Premier Icon kimbers
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    playing the psycho ex in Dexter right now

    Jamie Murray, not to be confused with the tennis player, obviously

    If I was in my [cheesy ad tune]I feel like willy tonight[/cheesy ad tune] mood, it would have to be Brad Pitt around fight club time.

    DrEvil
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    It’s got to be Claudia Winkelman for starters, Heather Graham for dessert

    MrSmith
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    Ant

    Are you a bit bored at the moment!

    Having an affair? With which celebrity…?

    What’s your favorite infectious disease?

    What’s the point of pubes?

    [:lol:]

    hora has your log-in?

    i expect the “will marmite make my spooge taste funny” and various other odd questions will be posted soon. plus pictures of a small lapdog wearing clothes.

    BlingBling
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    Ah Winkelman is high on the list!

    samuri
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    nope, I’m a giver not a taker. Although granted, if he wanted to fight about who was on top he’s probably a lot stronger than me. It would be an interesting naked wrestle.

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    Right, I’ve just had a word with Aleigh cos we need more girlies to post up. Apparently she’s on strike so that means I can choose more, doesn’t it?? 8)

    The Beard
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    I think i might have to go for a bit of an odd choice and go for Rebbeka – the icelandic photographer made famous by flickr. Odd choice I know but I have a stinking hangover this morning and that was the first thought that popped into my head.

    I think I might go crawl into a dark place and lie still for a while…

    Right, I’ve just had a word with Aleigh cos we need more girlies to post up. Apparently she’s on strike so that means I can choose more, doesn’t it??

    If you mean for a threesome, foursome or a moresome, then by all means, fire away girlfriend!

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    Drew still does it for me

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