https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/live-updates-man-roof-truro-2113960

why have they posted a video and pixelled out the only thing you click the video to watch? bit like japanese porn

Yes , three years ago I had to use a toilet at Toddington services (Southbound).

Someone had put the toilet roll in the wrong way round, it was the final straw in a day full of straw.

I went to find the cleaning supervisor and it all kicked off.

The bodies are buried just outside Fancott.

What flats for Marley Ludlow tiles?

What’s the Japanese porn thing?

Glad to see he is wearing the appropriate safety gear – High vis and a helmet.

I would never go tile throwing without the latter that’s for sure.

A mate of mine was roofer and he demonstrated to us how to get up a roof quickly. Lady came round the corner and told him to get off. He swore, she swore back so he started pulling tiles off and throwing them at her. Ten minutes later the police turn up and ten minute ‘standoff’ ended up with him spending a night in the cells. He got a slap on the wrist and it would have been a lot worse if it wasn’t his own roof he was trashing. 😟

He got slap on the wrist and

is this one of those stories where someone has to write the next bit?  I’ll go

…. and had to go round to the victim’s house for restorative justice. Turns out that her idea of restorative and his were somewhat different, and within 15 minutes he was trussed up like the Christmas turkey and strapped into a swing in her basement. They hadn’t even done the niceties of safe words when the lady’s jack russell came into the room, took one look and bared its teeth and…..

[edit – spoiled by your edit, damn you]

I’m starting a new thread! “Why is CYCLING GEAR  relevant?” to this 😆

He clearly has some kind of cloaking powers

I prefer your version JV

I’m starting a new thread! “Why is CYCLING GEAR  relevant?” to this

Because usually it renders you invisible, certainly to driver’s…

just been on the link, he is talking with the police in an exaggerated french accent.

I know we mustn’t laugh at mental illness, but surely we can make an exception once in a while.

What’s the Japanese porn thing?

Go and watch some, all will be revealed.  Or not, as the case may be.

As Stuart Maconie correctly observed: if you want to blend seamlessly into the background and pass unnoticed through any town simply put on a high viz jacket

the username is strong for explaining the porns

I know we mustn’t laugh at mental illness, but surely we can make an exception once in a while.

Its permissible for incidents like this and for people with Tourettes

Those ‘lost KOM’ emails enrage me, too.

Loving that chimney, so colourful 😀

I’m starting a new thread! “Why is CYCLING GEAR relevant?” to this

Probably an attempt to get “local newspaper story of the week” on Popbitch.

Thanks to this I now know that tentacle porn is a thing.

So anyway, in answer to the subject query, I haven’t but many years ago, whilst on my walk back from work through the town, a street was cordoned off whilst someone on the roof of a three storey terraced townhouse was hurling tiles off the roof at passers by down below, in broad daylight. Don’t think he hit anyone though.

This guy went full Falling Down can’t help thinking he’d have got a different sentence if he’d been Muslim.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/judge-dubs-manchester-airport-drop-15182429

Man gets slated after a night on the tiles

Thanks to this I now know that tentacle porn is a thing.

Tentacle porn has been a thing for a couple of centuries at least. Here’s Hokusai’s Pearl Diver (The dream of the Fisherman’s Wife) – 1814 (he what did that Wave picture, like) he was a pretty proficient Shunga illustrator

Homer Simpson?

Fascinating picture…

We had a thread on that deleted a few years ago, all about someone who’d been caught having sex with a dead octopus or squid. It was unclear from the reports which. I’m not sure it really matters but if you are ever curious what you’ve woken up next to just count the tentacles.

Apparently he has now moved to another roof…