Guiness world record attempt?

So the gadget show just broke 3 world records on their 200th show (including ‘biggest idiot trying to stop a hairdryer assisted bike with only cantilever brake power’)
and it seems there is a world record for just about anything these days

So what world record could we, the STW collective, invent and subsequently therefore hold?
Sure there will be silly suggestions involving grumpiness and helmets (and all welcome its a bit of fun) but is there something that could actually be seriously attempted?

Most Ferrero Rocher eaten in 1 min

Record stands at 8!

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/records-5000/most-ferrero-rocher-chocolates-eaten-in-one-minute/

Most shoes wee’d in / most people owned with bombers in 24 hours.

Something involving baby robins.

biggest collection of dullards

Most pedants on an internet forum thread.

Longest arguments about nothing.

I may already hold the record for most failed attempts at bunny hops.