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  • Premier Icon rockitman
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    "Your lips are like pastry… Fancy going halves on a sausage roll?"

    That got me slapped several times. What used to work for me was:

    "Hello, you look like fun" – Don't know where it came from or how it started…

    slimtubing
    Member

    Mr Woppit you sound like you need a root, a stiff drink and a cheeseburger; life's too short for that line of thinking . just an observation.

    Houns
    Member

    This surprisingly worked for me years ago –

    I spotted a girl in a club, we were eyeing each other up and smiling, i did the 'come here' beckoning thing with my forefinger. When she came over i whispered in her ear 'if i can make you come with one finger just think what i can do with the rest of me'

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