- Give Us Your Best Chat Up Line
In Fingers Piano Bar in Ed. Walking to the bar this lovely young lady shouted to me "Oi, Oi, yes you you c*nt, you better not be leaving without giving me your f-ing number".
Obviously I did.
Later that night I met my Basque girlfriend and her chat-up line was "I have two spare drinks would you like one". And so basqueMTB started…Posted 8 years agosamuriMember
"Excuse me, how do I cook this?" – Said to a lady in the supermarket.
"That's a good book, what do you think of it?" – as above, but in a library.
Not really chat up lines but ice breakers. I've said it before and I'll say it again, libraries and supermarkets are much better places to meet women than pubs or clubs.Posted 8 years agoradoggairMember
never really used lines TBH, always chatted to them using charm etc etc.
I used to do a double act with my friend where i would start the chat with 2 girls and he would come in. At the time i used to be a chef so he would say that i was on TV on a sky living cooking programme. I would always go along saying that he should not mention this, its quite embarrasing etc etc. Girls would get quite interested, we would ask have you seen it? and then he would say that he works with Jamie Oliver, by this time they would be 'no way' etc, all along i'm acting embarrased about it. We would mention a few other things and then the final closing line would be ' yeah, he works with JAmie Oliver, you can see him (me) in the background doing the dishes'. It always worked, great ice breaker and always made them laugh leading to a few 'long' nights.
Ah, the days of being single ………… 😆Posted 8 years ago
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