Any truth that Kirkcaldy is a major source of dodgy £20s?

You want some?

How do you think your cake stops get paid for?

Repurposed linoleum presses. They’re churning it out.

@donald beat me to to it. eh!

Did you ever watch the sketch show.. Naked Video? it’s not on youtube as I just looked, but there was a sketch on there with poetry, it went thus…

I’ve lived all ma life near the potatoes of Fife
and so I’m glad to say has my potato loving wife.
so when I want potatoes for me and my wife… for the rest of my life
I look no further than the kingdom of Fife.

I hail fae Kirkcaldy masel, Haste ye back ;o)

Any truth that Kirkcaldy is a major source of dodgy £20s?

I don’t have a clue about that but I can tell you the best porridge I have tasted come from Fife.
This one.

This is the company.

Of course.

How do you think McMoonter affords his lavish lifestyle?……

He pays for all his Landrover parts and timber in £20s.
It’s that ‘other’ art work that he keeps secret 😉 🙂

Your £20 Will cut

I’ve been doing some quality control research on the contractor’s tatties in a neighbouring field.

I can confirm the make delicious chips, with mayonnaise of course

Food of the gods, sir. 🙂

I can confirm the make delicious chips, with mayonnaise of course

Mayonnaise? You’re clearly not a real Fifer*

A real Fifer would have Solnsoss eh?

*owning it doesn’t really count. I own a dog’s lead but ah’m no a dug.

How do you know when a cupar girl has an orgasm.

She drops her chips.

#fifeforlife