We mountain bikers are rugged individualists. We are not swayed by fashion or marketing. Our equipment choices are the result of technical understanding and the desire to push the boundaries of our demanding sport. Mountainbiking is a manly pursuit, to which women, homosexuals and arts students are unsuited. It is free of pretension and affectation and represents a uniquely authentic culture of risk-taking, live-on-the-edge vibrancy and innovation.
We mountainbikers enjoy riding our bikes more than other so-called cycclist precisely because we do it out of the childlike, innocent joy that comes from finding something truly worthy and pursuing it unselfconsciously.
Unlike roadies, who ride bicycles to suppress their bizarre deviant sexual urges, various classes of touring bike rider who are just angry and frustrated walkers with bicycles, unlike hipsters in their sisters’ jeans who only ride bicycles because it’s fashionable, we do it purely because it is so much damn fun and we are so damn great at it. And you expect us not to put other people right about how pathetic they are???!!
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