What happens in B&Q when you pop in for a bit of decking; do you punch the clematis or bugger a parasol?

You should never punch a lady’s clematis; tickly perhaps or just stare confusedly..

Walking into a bar. Its like the bar scene in Terminator. I scan and guage every female automatically. Any bloke who lies about this is lying or scared of their other half/to relax.

Are you on some kind of register?

No but are you? My behaviour is normal. Are you a deviant?

I’m with Hora here, good looking women in the bar are the first thing you notice. Even having an other half, nothing wrong with having a good gawp, or even a quick chat and flirt with an attractive lady.

Totally different from already being married yet still trying to slyly slip one inside her sweaty sausage pocket!

Hmmm, well I was mostly concerned by his phraseology.

Walking into a bar. Its like the bar scene in Terminator. I scan and guage every female automatically. Any bloke who lies about this is lying or scared of their other half/to relax.

Yup, I thought it was normal tbh.

What do you do, if the person making the offer of playing away is someone you get on better with than who you are currently with?

hora – Member
On a serious note. Especially in hot weather- I want to fight or shag everything in sight still. Im only 42. Surely others still feel the same or am I now classed as a dirty old git?
Or mid life crisis?

WTF…? Really…? Are you a Bonobo chimp in human disguise…?

Play away from home? I don’t even get on the list for a local home match being a minger of a lass!
Caz xxx

hora – Member
Walking into a bar. Its like the bar scene in Terminator. I scan and guage every female automatically. Any bloke who lies about this is lying or scared of their other half/to relax.

Nope and nope. I don’t need to shore up my feelings of masculinity by scanning every area for hot women…

Play away from home? I don’t even get on the list for a local home match being a minger of a lass!
Caz xxx

I’d give you a trial in the first reserves 🙂

hora – Member
Walking into a bar. Its like the bar scene in Terminator. I scan and guage every female automatically.

Hora

We all know that this is untrue, and that on entering a bar, all the ladies in there just throw themselves at your feet.
🙂

What if it was just a kiss? Is that still cheating?

I’d give you a trial in the first reserves

..is the most awful thing I’ve read, ever.

Tempted of course, I’m a bloke but never try to. I made a whole load of promises to my best mate when I married her I reckon she’d be pissed off if I did.

hora – Member
Walking into a bar. Its like the bar scene in Terminator. I scan and guage every female automatically.

When I walk into a bar I look to see what beers they have on.

What if it was just a kiss? Is that still cheating?

Depends on who you kiss. If it is sexual then yes.

WTF…? Really…? Are you a Bonobo chimp in human disguise…?

We all are. Or at least very closely related to them.

Males are visual creatures, that’s why females have more visual bits than men.

Women are nowhere near as visual, although being a handsome bastard helps, they are, even they don’t know it, are looking for someone to protect them and their children and fetch regular dead animals for them to eat.

All hetrosexual men ogle attractive women. If you don’t you are the deviant!