Even my freezer is “Woke”

Magical sky wizard will probably be happy with those not going out of their way to be an arse

There seems to be a distinct correlation (and I suspect causation) between those overly restrictive religions and “Being an Arse” both in the macro and micro senses.

Not only is my freezer woke, it’s also a snowflake.

Surely at some point of rule manipulation its best just to ask god for an updated copy covering modern life and when she doesnt deliver give up on any which dont obviously apply.

Surely at some point of rule manipulation

I think at this point it’s been explained why it’s not manipulation and anyone still saying this has not bothered to follow any of my explanations or looked at the links. Or of course, I’m useless at explaining :-p

ask god for an updated copy covering modern life

Exactly missing the point that the original copy is intended to cover every occasion for all time, there is no updated copy needed because the laws DO cover modern life (what you call manipulation or loopholes). I cannot speak for any other religion but with Judaism people often miss the fact that the Old Testament is only half the Torah and it’s not always to be taken literally.

give up on any which dont obviously apply

See Reform or Conservative.

I think at this point it’s been explained why it’s not manipulation and anyone still saying this has not bothered to follow any of my explanations or looked at the links

Or perhaps we have and arent convinced by your explanation and the links? Since, frankly, its a rather hard sell.

Exactly missing the point that the original copy is intended to cover every occasion for all time

Which is a problem for the original rules. Why didnt it have something covering LEDs and electricity in general so we know how to respond rather than needing lots of interpretation?