England Jokes…

Parents divorcing, in front of the judge. Judge looks at the kid and says:
you'll go with your dad as he has a better income and will provide for your needs.
Kid to replies, oh no, please dad beats me.
Judge give the dad a stern look and says:
well in such case you'll go with your mum.
Kid says, no please, mummy beats me too.
Now the judge is a bit worried but he ask the kid anyway:
ok, who would you like to go with then?
And the kid replies to the judge: with the french football team sir, they are incapable to beat anyone 😀

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

According to FIFA it didn't

http://i.imgur.com/Yd4xq.png check this optical illusion out!

Just two more. Cannot resist…

It’s Fabio Capello’s first day as England manager and he walks into the showers and sees a large poo on the floor. He goes straight to the dressing room to confront the players and asks “who's sh*t on the floor?”
At which point Peter Crouch sticks his hand up and says “yeah, but I’m good in the air!”

I can't believe we only managed a draw against a rubbish team we should easily have beaten. . . . I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian.