Drop a letter from a film title thread resurrection.

The **** of Monte Cristo –
Edmond Dantes is guilty after all.

Avata – Northerners express their gratitude.

War of the words – Another day on STW

The Pelican Brie – I didn’t even know they produced milk

md max – post apocalyptic driver of a v8 supercharged ambulance

Mad Ax – muddydwarf takes his tool of choice to the outback

Illy Elliot – a lad from a northern town of tea drinkers hides his love of slightly crappy Italian coffee.

Beverly Hills Op – Eddie Murphy gets some huge norks.

Do soldiers

Do soldiers what?

4 hours later

Gripping documentary about being on hold to BT customer service

The **** of Monte Cristo

Who knew BT had a call centre in Monte Cristo?

The lad in the van – Alan Bennett story of north country boy illegally parks in his driveway
American Pi – Teenage maths

The Hunt for Re October – E-mail with details of half term holiday cover goes missing and nearly starts nuclear Armageddon.

Dial for Murder – Knife wielding maniacs delivered to your door

The Wizard of O – Dorothy leaves Kansas, and learns a lot more than she expected…

ill Bill – he isn’t very well, poor Bill

The py who loved me – a binners biopic
Lie of Pi – a mathematician discovers we’ve been wrong all along

Diving Miss Daisy –
Storm beaker – wether in a draining vessel
Catch 2 – the second of many

Rainspotting – A true to life documentary on the Scottish Weather

Cash: David Kronenburg thriller about getting the horn over filthy lucre.
Rus: Ron Howard biopic about the lesser-known motor racing career of tartan hatted comedian Mr Abbott

Ed – I get looked after by Bruce Willis, John Malkovic and a load of other oldies

Riving miss daisy – use you imagination

Boyhod – Coming of age movie shot over several years, following a young mans journey into bricklaying.
Shun the Sheep – Stop frame high jinks as everybody ignores the funny herd running riot in town.
Man Streets – Small-time hood gets in over his head in 70s New York’s gay district.

Cool Runings – John Candy and the Jamaican Bobsleigh Team have to show they’ve got what it takes when it comes to brass rubbing at the Viking archaeological site

Debbie doe Dallas, Essential stag night viewing.

Local Her, Girl next door saves village from oil exploration.

Wet side story, Rival gangs in inclement dance off.

The Forsyte Sag – Brucey’s struggles with impotence

Groundhog ay – Uncanny circumstances give Bill Murray the chance to prove he is the man of Andie McDowell’s dreams as they are surrounded by Canadians relentlessly pointing out the local rodent fauna

Battle Beyond The Star – Robert Vaughn looks even more sheepish in this lower budget remake of the already Lidl sized Star Wars cash-in

angle heart a man’s obsession with trigonometry pushes him over the edge (90 deg to be precise)

tom raider unscrupulous goings on at the local prize winning tomato growing competition.

op gun a man with gender identity issues (and a fully stocked gun rack) cannot afford a sex change,so he decides to improvise.

tim bandits tim henman decides to don a guy fawkes mask and steal from the rich banksters to help save his local cattery/kebab shop (not the same place i hasten to add).

Good film about giving up the bong:

‘Eternal Sunshine of the Potless Mind’

The Bob,A malignant, gelatinous, yellow life form takes over a small town

The Rad – Malaysian armed police go crazy 8 bonkers on 20″ wheels in a tower block.

Interstella – Matthew McConaughey gets pissed on reassuringly expensive lager

The Fantastic Fur – Dark sequel to 101 Dalmatians

The Magnificent Seve – biopic of a golfer
Seven Rides For Seven Brothers – dodgy porn remake of a musical

Not my contribution – MrsJulianA’s

The Fault in our Tars – Drama based around the discovery and subsequent cover-up of problems with major roadworks

Tar Trek – Sequel in which an inspector from HSE travels the length and breadth of the country taking tarmac samples

Tar Wars – Completing the trilogy by covering the lengthy court battle that ensues

Bride over the river Kwai. Love blossoms in a Japanese death camp.
True Git. John Wayne proves to be a pain in the arse.
Tit Nic. Biopic of a peeping Tom.

Ice Ae – some Scotsmen contemplate their surroundings.

handi – Ben Kingsley wins the hearts and minds of the Indian people by being practical around the house

Who framed Roger Rabbi – An innocent Jew tries to clear his name
Roundhog Day – Babe makes a misguided attempt to get back to competition fitness
2001 A pace odyssey – One man’s struggle to walk 2 km unaided
Rome and Juliet – A capital city struggles with the phonetic alphabet
The Italian Jo – sequel to Rome and Juliet
For weddings and a funeral – The trails and tribulations of a seller of suits
Carry on CEO – An expose of corruption at the top
Noting Hill – An impressionist struggles to perfect his TV comedian

ETA Hat’s new, pussycat? – A feline dabbles with millinery

M Gonna Git You Sucka. The head of the U.K. Secret Service gets all hip hop on the ass of a Compton gangsta.

The Longest Da. Biopic of Robert Wadlow told from his sons perspective.

Fever Pith. A mutant orange starts a pandemic that could kill all humanity.