any body else just love dog shit. we were at hebdon bridge my mate stepped out of the van on arival and within minutes had dog doo all over his hand. i lay my bike on the floor as i got my kit on and when i picked up the bike the biggest turd in west yorkshire was attatched to my pedal. still had a good 23 mile ride though.

Ha Ha.

Always, use the Dog Egg theory. That the turds exceptionally reduce from any car park.

Someone here could work mathematically I’m sure.

and Yep.. I hate them to.

stupid barkers egg, always have that suspicious ‘is that mud or is that…..’ moment when cleaning bike.

Wipe it under the door handles of all cars with those stupid dog stickers in the windows – surprisingly satisfying!

The sniff test is the only way to confirm your suspicions…..