I thought the general attitude to massive portions at the the moment was to rush there with pitch forks and string up the chef/store manager by his testicles?

Think of the poor (morbidly obese) children.

Clear that no problem at all. Pretty sure Fannys by the tranny in Pill does something similar.

Swap the hash browns and fried bread for a mug of tea and I’d happily eat that around 11 am .

You can keep your fried spam thanks.

Something I have never ever been served on a full English.

Gross

a proper scottish breakfast should include a kipper at some point

******* vile.

yet it’s listed as an item on the wiki for english breakfast.

a proper scottish breakfast should include a kipper at some point

Pish! 🤣

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCncM1sJxtI

I think their sausages are really nice – that said…

The only thing that matters is bacon…

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I love a full English ..could probably eat a similar quantity to that at home  ..but wouldn’t go to Morrison’s for a brekkie anyway ..someone mentioned  tomatoes ..100% with you that they have to be plum tinned tomatoes on a breakfast..never could understand why you would half a tomato and barely warm it under the grill..

No to fried bread ..toast instead ..jeezus think of the calories !😁

Having googled the other two out of necessity, they only appear to differ from the world renown full English by the replacement of delicious fried bread by inferior non-fried substitutes?

Fried tattie scone > fried bread

+ Fried haggis

+ Blackpudding that has flavoir.

A full scottish dicks all over and english as for world renowned the US andaCanada all want to be scottish and the first thing they do is demand a full scottish when they get off the plane. Its only world famous in the lottle world england 😊

I could eat that no bother. 32inch waist may temporarily suffer mind…

yet it’s listed as an item on the wiki for english breakfast.

Wiki you say?

Seems to menntion America it’s traditional but not Enlglish, although someone has added to the list and claimed it’s often served in the UK which is bollocks

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_breakfast

Been travelling around Europe recently, noticable when you get back to the UK how fat is normal.

Can’t imagine how that happened?

Normal in what sense? Is it because you choose local restaurants rather than chains when travelling for that authentic feel?

One of my colleague likes to go to a local chain pub for an all you can eat breakfast experience.He took me ONCE ,it was like feeding time at the zoo. Folk with plates stacked high with food. Saying that ,I’m just popping to the canteen for a “7”. 🙂

Normal in what sense

I’d imagine by ‘normal’ Wilburt means yer average Joe/Jo you see in all towns across the UK.

Think of the poor (morbidly obese) children.

As long as it doesn’t involve sugar, they’re okay. Fat isn’t as evil as sugar now, so a fry up probably isn’t as bad as a glass of orange juice. Until the next study comes out that says they got it wrong again and fat is far worse.

a proper scottish breakfast should include a kipper at some point

…and a proper Brummie breakfast should include a kipper tie at some point.

One sugar or two?

What sick bastard puts half tomatoes on a fry up?

Get the proper tinned ones – fried bread needs that juice!!

That’ll drop 2 items off and leave room for another lot of black pud 😎

Not that manky English black pudding though, get some decent Stornoway instead, actually tastes nice, as opposed to the used poltus taste of Bury black pudding…

Point already addressed above nobeer.

Also all hail the lorne.

No a Lorne fan tbh, it’s been bastardised into cheap shite for the white van masses, prefer some decent links these days.

Good lorne though. Forsyths next time you’re in peebles. Get yourself sorted.

No a Lorne fan tbh, it’s been bastardised into cheap shite for the white van masses, prefer some decent links these days.

Depends on where you get it, but yeah, nothing worse than a dry, gritty square slice.

A proper breakfast should, of course, include both square and links.

No beans. Not at breakfast. That’s the Devil’s work.

Lorne can be good.

http://www.lurchmonster.co.uk is my local butcher he does good Lorne. How you cook it changes it as well…. Too long in a Bain Maree and it’s like an inner tube patch.

Anyway top breakfast has just been had 2 slice of fresh home made wholemeal bread , 2 eggs scrambled , 2 slices of smoked salmon and some Angus and oink hot sauce statistically splashed over